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Wednesday, June 29, 2022

Crimes Of The Future

 



Crimes of the Future (2022)

Dir. and written by David Cronenberg

Starring Viggo Mortensen, Léa Seydoux, Kristen Stewart

 

CRIMES OF THE FUTURE has been billed as a return to form for director David Cronenberg (JASON X), his first relapse to his "Baron of Blood" body-horror roots since  back before the turn of the millennium. And I mean, there’s definitely some truth in that; this is unmissably, unmistakably a return to the aesthetic of slimy, gnarled bio-mechanical mutation that he has been toying with, on and off, since at least 1970's um, CRIMES OF THE FUTURE (despite having identical titles, the films are apparently unrelated). And I mean, it’s got all the classic Cronenberg moves. It's almost a Greatest Hits album! There's goopy bodily transmogrification à la THE FLY, bio-mechanical synthesis evoking eXistenZ, the squirmy surgical invasion of VIDEODROME, the perverse, subterranean sexual fetishization of deformation from SHIVERS, RABID, DEAD RINGERS and CRASH, the lurking sense of subversive, clandestine conspiracy from SCANNERS and NAKED LUNCH. And to that list of influences, it adds… not a whole lot. Indeed, to a longtime Cronenberg fan this might actually seem a little quaint, more a Crime Of The Past than the future, pushing the boundaries of 30 years ago but more comfortingly familiar than disturbingly transgressive when viewed from the year 2022.

Which is why it matters a great deal that although the method is a familiar --even nostalgic-- one for Cronenberg, the motive is entirely different. What was once the province of grubby, perverse little mindfuck thrillers has itself mutated into something far stranger and less classifiable, retaining something vaguely recognizable as a thriller structure flitting around the margins somewhere, but letting itself drift into far less familiar waters tonally. It is at its core, I think, something like a romantic comedy --though such a ridiculously dry and bleak one that this could hardly be called obvious or indisputable-- which is more interested in examining (and sometimes satirizing) the transformative nature of art than it is in playing its central premise for anything remotely resembling thrills.



Still, there’s something like a genre structure knocking about. It’s unambiguously a Sci-Fi film, for starters, set in an unspecified shambolic, run-down future. The first image of the film shows us a child playing on the beach next to a giant overturned cargo ship, which tells us all we really need to know about what kind of world this is: one in which some major civilizational collapse has occurred, but either long enough ago or slowly enough that the humans grifting along in the aftermath have come to take it entirely for granted. The ubiquitous decay found everywhere in the movie’s design (and especially in the sets) evokes a familiar post-apocalyptic aesthetic… except that one doesn’t get the sense here that there has been a specific, identifiable apocalypse; more like people just gave up on maintaining their world, and it gradually rotted away around them while they retreated into a catatonic haze of amnesic detachment, the crashed cargo ship not the result of a sudden nuclear conflagration so much as its crew simply abandoning any attempt to steer it and wandering off. It is a portrait of a society not so much dying as already dead, grinding on only out of simple, mechanical inertia. The empty shell of civilization putters on --there are government bureaucracies, cops, corporations—but a sense of purposeless entropy pervades everything, casting these pursuits as meaningless rituals which persist only out of the complacency of those involved, too checked-out to bother resisting the accumulated momentum of the past, which is gradually winding down of its own accord in any case. A phrase from THE DARK CRYSTAL comes to mind, there referring to the marginalized race of Mystics, but just as applicable to the humans of CRIMES OF THE FUTUE: a dying race, numbly rehearsing the ancient ways in a blur of forgetfulness. The inhabitants of this future feel utterly alienated from the world, their futile play-acting lacking even an emotional connection to the bygone past they’re half-heartedly acting out. That latter fact feels particularly significant here – despite the evidence all around them of a catastrophic decline, no one in the film seems to harbor any belief that it would be possible to reverse. The hubristic glories of the past are as omnipresent but remote as the gods themselves, and the conflict here is entirely between the forces that seek to chart a path to an entirely new future, and those who will savagery fight to defend the miserable status quo.

Our protagonist, as it turns out, fits neatly into neither category, though he may embody both. He is Saul Tenser (Viggo Mortensen, PRISON), a “Performance Artist” who, along with his partner Caprice (Léa Seydoux, THE FRENCH DISPATCH) has a wildly popular act. To explain what that act is requires a little more backstory. One other thing about this strange future, you see, is that the human body itself is changing. Most humans no longer feel physical pain –Saul is a rare exception—and are no longer susceptible to disease, both facts which would seem ideal, utopian even, but here just serve to further alienate people from their lives and bodies. But humans are changing in other ways, too – many people are experiencing strange and seemingly random mutations. The government is extremely suspicious of those with “accelerated evolution syndrome,” and many reactionary citizens are zealously hostile; in the opening scene, we witness a disgusted mother murder her son when she catches him using a newly-evolved digestive system to consume plastic. But of course, anything that gets The Man this riled up is going to intrigue the counterculture crowd. And so we return to our “Performance Artists’” act: Saul is constantly growing new organs (if I understand correctly, these were originally duplicate organs, but have recently begun to manifest as unique and never-before-seen organic structures, and maybe even whole organ systems). His act is that Caprice carefully tattoos these organs as a means of categorization, and then removes them during live surgeries for awed crowds. The official line is that their act is a sober warning about the horror of genetic mutants. But of course, this being a David Cronenberg film, not-so-secretly everyone is super turned on by it, it’s the most exciting thing going on in this horrible, dead world. “Surgery is the new sex,” mousy bureaucrat/fangirl Timlin (César Award winner Kristin Stewart) whispers to Saul at an afterparty. But their countercultural success comes with a note of danger: they’ve attracted the attention of an underground group fronted by Lang Dotrice (Scott Speedman, “The discount Bradley Cooper”), father of the plastic-eating boy we saw murdered. He has a proposition for a new act, which might have explosive revolutionary potential.



This sounds like thriller territory, and there are a few other spoiler-y wrinkles I haven’t mentioned which might support that impression. But the movie doesn’t pursue any of this with the least bit of vigor. It’s always rattling around in the background, but the pace is so glacial and the mood so elegiac that it never even flirts with excitement. At most, there’s a tendril of that ol’ Cronenberg icy paranoia hanging in the air, but the things the movie seems most interested in are strange little meetings with the various inhabitants of this world, mostly in small groups, having quiet but often rather funny offbeat conversations about what exactly it means to be this kind of “performance artist,” much of which reads pretty easily as Cronenberg directly addressing his own career as a seemingly normal, dignified guy who grows weird, mutant things inside himself and then, with help, removes and displays them for our –what, enjoyment? Edification? Titillation? All of the above, none of it? Is it a courageous act, or perverse folly, or just a meaningless geek show? Is art itself a method of evolution, or is it a purging of our malignant growths so that we can be more fully human? Despite the outré nature of the visuals, this is where the movie wants to go, for better or worse. It’s more LA BELLE NOISEUSE than HELLRAISER (which is not to say there’s no HELLRAISER in there; it does still want to get a rise out of you). 

This is a choice which is not going to please everyone, obviously. Fans of the “Baron Of Blood” lured in by the promise of a return to perverted body horror may find themselves baffled to get exactly that, but in the context of a bunch of semi-comic vignettes and small, intimate emotions which the actors allow to just barely peek out of their meditative stoicism. And the movie is hardly lazer-focused even on that; it’s mainly interested in creating a peculiar sort of mood, letting the somnambulistic editing of Christopher Donaldson (Penny Dreadful, The Handmaid's tale, American Gods) combine with the moody, classical camerawork of Douglas Koch (THE SEXIEST ANIMAL [documentary], Perverts Anonymous: Episodes 1-3) and then drenching the whole thing in the austere, anxious score by MVP Howard Shore (a longtime Cronenberg collaborator going back to THE BROOD, and yet it's still kind of a shock to see him on a tiny-budget movie like this after having done the LORD OF THE RINGS movie and such*). Which is no small thing! Combined with the ragged, post-apocalyptic setting and, of course, the movie's pathological fetishization of grotesque physical disfigurement, and it adds up to a powerfully oppressive, disquieting atmosphere. But not a lot of action.  

And yet, for my money it may just be the most powerful thing Cronenberg's ever done. And it manages that in part by turning our (or at least my -- I don't want to speak for you!) expectations about a Cronenberg movie on its head. Because ultimately, I think this story of fetishistic underground surgery cults and escalating body dysmorphia is actually surprisingly sweet, even optimistic. In fact, it turns the logic of Cronenberg's other bio-horror films entirely around. Whereas SHIVERS, THE BROOD, or THE FLY invite us to view the disintegration and displacement of the human organism with horror, CRIMES OF THE FUTURE sees it as perhaps the only glimmer of hope in a world which has become so horrifically intolerable that the only way forward is to cease being human and become something else entirely. That something else might seem disturbing and shocking to those of us who are stuck in the past, but the past is unquestionably dead here; its decaying corpse is visible all around. Still, there is a future --or can be one-- if we are simply willing to change, to become something completely new. Not that there aren't still forces, even in a society rotted practically to the bone, that won't work hard to make sure that we die rather than change.



If one wants to find a straightforward metaphor in this –and there’s no particular need to do so, but the film certainly leaves itself open to it—it isn’t hard to come up with one. Or many, depending on what (or who) you think the new organs represent, and the degree to which you want to assume this scenario is or isn’t essentially autobiographical for Cronenberg. Like all movies with a vague revolutionary metaphor at their center, it’s easy to project whatever you want on it. If you see “accelerated evolution syndrome” as a metaphor for burgeoning gender fluidity, for example, it’s not hard to make the plot hew pretty snugly to that interpretation, making it a paean to a bold new world which might be scary and disturbing to those stuck in their old ways, but will ultimately allow for a more functional world where people can be true to themselves. Of course, if you want to imagine the movie’s underground revolutionaries as patriotic and persecuted Q Anon believers, it wouldn’t be hard to do that, either. In my formative years (perhaps not coincidentally, when this script was originally written) the social left felt so disenfranchised that we saw basically any revolutionary concept as intrinsically “our” story. Since then we’ve managed to stake out enough ground in the middle that it seems like the hub of revolutionary fervor has shifted to the reactionary right. I was well on my way to middle age before I ever even considered that neo-Nazis and anti-government Militia types and so on might see their own grievances in the anodyne revolutionary narratives of THEY LIVE, or THE MATRIX.

So does it all mean nothing? Not at all! Whatever you want to place as the central metaphor here, and even if you want to resist that urge entirely, there’s one thing beyond dispute: the movie is a soul-wrenching howl against a world that simply doesn’t work. And that resonates deeply – whatever your politics, don’t we all feel it? Don’t we all feel like Saul Tenser, contorted and uncomfortable, body constantly in revolt, trying vainly to scratch out some kind of feeble existence in a world which never seems the right fit for humans, even as we transmogrify it more and more until it’s hardly fit for anything? For all its offbeat humor and light meta commentary, there’s a crushing and deeply poignant sense here of the of generalized wrongness of every second spent in this fictional world, which feels so uncomfortably close to our own even if it doesn’t much resemble it.

And that, I think, is what makes it such a powerful experience. With the exception of FIRST REFORMED back in 2019, I don't know that I have seen another movie in the last decade that so exactly captured my own experience of this rapidly metastasizing culture  -- so perfectly captures the disquieting brokenness of the world right now, the feeling of utter, irreversible entropy all around on ever side, and both the resigned near-catatonia it triggers, and also the curious feeling of seeing a glimmer of hope in the strange things the young people are into, the things I will never entirely understand or be capable of wholly becoming part of, except that somehow there's something in me that begs to change and grow and find something, anything that works, that doesn't feel fundamentally at odds with the basic facts of existence. Something that doesn’t rely on phony optimism or reactionary nostalgia – a way forward, whatever that may look like. And David Cronenberg, of all fool people, is here with a parable about that very feeling. Once upon a time we told stories about heroes saving the world. Now, faced with a world beyond any meaningful hope of saving, that our very bodies are rejecting, the only thing to do is adapt and survive, and find beauty in that. In a world of plastic, learn to eat plastic. In an inhuman world, stop worrying about trying to be human.

I love that Viggo's the only one who dresses like a Ninja Monk, and everyone is totally cool with it. You know how these "Performance Artists" are.


It's not going to be an easy transition. There are powerful forces who are very comfortable with the miserable status quo and will push back savagely against any attempt to change it. And even if we win, even if we persist, there’s no knowing how this turns out. We don’t know if we’re going to be able to eat the plastic candy bar or not. Some of us won’t make it. And even those of us who do will have to come to terms with a new world that in many ways feels strange, even grotesque, a world where our old aspirations and values and very sense of self are mutated and adulterated and twisted into something unimaginable and new. It is not necessarily a “better” future, by any kind of metric we currently possess – it is, in a way, an admission of defeat, a concession that our hopes and dreams for the kind of world we wanted are really and truly dead, along with the world that spawned them, and that the only hope is to adjust ourselves to the strange and terrible world we have made for ourselves by becoming strange and terrible ourselves. But as bleak a hope as it is, at least it is a hope, a real one – and it’s been a long time since I saw another piece of fiction which offered even that. At some point the Crimes Of The Future cease to be crimes, and simply become the existence of the present, and the young people wonder what we used to be so hung up about, and get down to the business of making their own hubristical assumptions about the finality of their own sense of the world, and condemning their own crimes of the future. And so it goes. The name of this blog is We Are Cursed To Live In Interesting Times. Well, maybe we always have. But rarely have I experienced a movie which felt so achingly close to this particular present.

 

 

PS: Also, what’s up with the voice Viggo is doing here? Is he intentionally trying to do a George C. Scott impression or what?

 

 

Friday, December 10, 2021

False Positive

 


False Positive (2021)

Dir. John Lee

Written by Ilana Glazer and John Lee, story by those two plus Alissa Nutting

Starring Ilana Glazer, Justin Theroux, Pierce Brosnan

 


I like Broad City quite a bit, so when I heard co-star Ilana Glazer had a horror movie, you bet I was on-board. Frankly, I’m more bullish on comedians making horror movies than the artistes who we have lately allowed to run roughshod with the genre; at the very least, they tend to have a more innate desire to entertain. I mean, it worked out pretty well for Jordan Peel, right? If top-tier satirists are feeling drawn to the horror genre, I’m at least game for it, even if horror-comedies have a pretty uneven track record (and anyway, it’s not like normal horror is exactly famous for its consistent high quality). Plus, we can always use more movies written by women; though horror has never exactly lacked in female representation on-screen, it’s rarer that a female star also serves as co-writer, so that’s a nice bonus.

The pedigree is worthy, then (along with Glazer, we have director John Lee, a longtime trench worker in weird comedy like Wonder Showzen, Xavier: Renegade Angel, and The Heart, She Holler, along with episodes of Broad City and Inside Amy Schumer and such, and also director of PEE-WEE’S BIG HOLIDAY). This time, however, the resulting movie leaves a little to be desired. FALSE POSITIVE (which is not something this review will be) tells the story of Lucy (Glazer), who, along with her vaguely-defined husband Adrian (Justin Theroux, noted former Jennifer Aniston boyfriend, and hey, he was also in MULLHOLLAND DRIVE!) is having difficulty conceiving. Somewhat reluctantly, she goes to see Adrian’s old med school professor, leading fertility expert Dr. Hindle (Pierce Brosnan, Treehouse of Horror XII) who quickly manages to induce pregnancy, but at the cost of the fact that he’s, like, openly evil, and so Lucy begins to suspect that something sinister is afoot, which would certainly explain all the ominous music on the soundtrack.

This is, then, pretty obviously a riff on ROSEMARY'S BABY, if by "a riff" you mean "the exact same movie except with iPads and a way lamer ending." It correctly understands that ROSEMARY'S BABY is about subtle subversion of female bodily autonomy --an important topic which is every bit as relevant today as it was 1968, sadly—but in trying to articulate that theme, it simultaneously lays it on too thick and too tentatively, emerging with a “message” movie whose message is artlessly blatant but also lacks much bite. It grasps the idea of womens’ autonomy being maliciously undermined in small ways, but the only thing it can think to do with that concept is to run through little sketches which demonstrate it. The doctor addressing her husband first and only then turning to the person with the womb. Her theoretically-supportive boss constantly asking her (the only woman at the firm) to pick up everyone’s lunches. Her friends patronizingly blaming her anxieties on “Mommy brain.” And so on, again, and again, and again, and again, and again, each time turning to us to say “See? See?” until at the end the villain walks out and says “My evil plan was to maliciously undermine womens’ autonomy!” and the movie says “What we have just seen is a movie exploring the idea that womens’ autonomy is maliciously undermined” and we roll credits.



Which is not in itself inherently a problem. When you’re as mad as this movie is, sometimes a direct approach is exactly what’s called for, a righteous hammer rather than a delicate ballet. Thing is, though, for a movie this absurdly on-the-nose, it’s also weirdly shy. The story keeps insisting on hints: small moments, insinuations, careless slights and minute faux pas. But since it is also absolutely petrified by the very notion that anyone watching might miss the point for even a single second, it insists on giving you the same tiny hint over and over until it’s sure you’ve got it. Which is to say, every single scene in the movie –every single one-- involves someone saying something subtly disempowering while Lucy looks quietly hurt. Little things, but little things which contain a clear message. All frustrating and –for many women-- probably extremely relatable slights which sketch out an invisible conspiracy every bit as malicious and far-reaching as the Satanic one in ROSEMARY’S BABY, but far more mundane in practice: just a loose affiliation of good ol’ boys who, despite their pretense to the contrary, will never, ever take women seriously. But if the movie convincingly depicts these little moments where the mask slips, it also never escalates into bigger moments, basically just repeating the exact same scenario with the exact same spooky insinuation for the entire none-too-hurried 92 minutes.

The result is basically MICRO-AGGRESSION: THE MOVIE… but played as if it was THE OMEN, complete with bloody hallucinations and ominous images set to music just this side of THE SHINING. That’s a disastrous mismatch, because it refuses to allow us to simply empathize with Lucy over how rude everyone is to her. Everyone is kind of a prick constantly, but the movie’s tone insists that this is a matter of apocalyptic evil rather than a perpetual annoyance. And the very mundanity of the situation makes that hard to square, despite the insistent score (from Yair Elazar Glotman and Lucy Railton, making their feature debut) and the moody, dread-soaked camerawork (by Pawel Pogorzelski, Ari Aster’s guy).

It simply pushes too hard with too little, making it impossible to stay on its side. Whereas ROSEMARY'S BABY was content to let the little red flags add up and speak for themselves, FALSE POSITIVE is functionally incapable of letting things speak for themselves, and therefore strikes a tone of absolutely -- dare I say?-- histrionic panic right from the get-go, making its equivalent emphasis on little red flags completely self-defeating. Despite the quietly mendacious insinuations the movie clings to, there’s no room at all for ambiguity; even if we ignore the aggressively spooky tone and miss the opening few minutes (which flash forward and reveal this will come to a bloody end*), Brosnan is practically twirling his mustache from his first scene. He’s obviously a villain, the film is practically screaming at us that there’s evil afoot, and it assures us this will end in blood from the very start, so we don't ever experience the genuine horror of tumultuous self-doubt that might actually strike a nerve (though obviously that's where the script wants us to go), and instead this lady just seems like a chump for taking the world’s bullshit and looking secretly wounded over and over. She’s so mopey and passive in the face of the movie’s screeching proclamations of doom that eventually we stop feeling sorry for her and start to feel like she’s less a victim and more a passive-aggressive doormat. Which is not the direction you want to push your audience when the whole point –I mean, like, the entire point—is to generate sympathy for pregnant women oppressed by the patriarchy.

I think this is possibly one of those "visual metaphors" you always hear about


And yes, that is the point, and it’s not a point the movie is going to let you miss. Like so many A24 movies, FALSE POSITIVE feels unreasonably anxious to dispense with the dull requirements of narrative and genre content so it can get down to the business of loudly declaiming about the ISSUES, about the PATRIARCHY, about how SCIENCE IS A MALE-CENTRIC MALE-OCRACY AND NATURAL CHILDBIRTH IS THE ONLY WAY A REAL WOMAN WOULD EVER BRING A CHILD INTO THIS WORLD. The last of which is a particularly uncomfortable sentiment to espouse so passionately at this exact moment (um, is Ilana Glazer an anti-vaxxer? Seems kinda like it), and unfortunately not one which you can really ignore because due to the movie's terror that you might miss the subtle point that it keeps making in every single scene, it also takes the liberty of just going ahead and stopping everything to have a character give a lecture on this topic, complete with a slideshow of BABIES DEFORMED BY THE CALLOUS, COLDY UNFEELING SCIENCE OF THE PENIS (these appear to be real medical photos, an especially questionable choice). The criticisms expressed here are not exactly unwarranted or without merit, but a youtube slideshow lecture sure is an awkward, clunky thing to have right in the middle of your genre movie, and it's about as subtle as Steven Seagal's speech at the end of ON DEADLY GROUND. And it just feels so desperate. Do they really think that if we didn't understand by the millionth repetition that the cavalcade of little slights ends up leaving the lead character feeling oppressed and gaslit, that explaining it aloud is going to do the trick?

As with so much modern horror (particular from A24), this makes FALSE POSITIVE feel like a PSA first, and a movie --let along a genre movie—a distant second. It's the kind of movie so eager to demonstrate its intersectional right-thinking that it goes out of its way to introduce a disorientingly stereotypical “ethnic” character just so it can admonish itself for being racist. I mean, come on. I hate to use the term “virtue signaling” because it's been co-opted by the absolute worst people on the planet, and hey, virtue is a good thing, and it's fine to signal it, especially if it encourages others to be virtuous. But this smug, handwringing genuflection to the alter of twitter talking points is exactly why this kind of thing irks people. In fact, it makes the very real issues the movie is about feel phony and calculated, self-serving strawmen constructed to score easy culture war points, rather than honest reflections of an imperfect real world. The one-note desperation of the messaging makes the film seem insecure about that very message; surely if they had real confidence in these themes, they would just tell a story and let the message emerge naturally from that, rather than stringing along a skeleton of a plot from a series of pre-planned talking points.



SPOILERS ABOUT THE ENDING: And unfortunately, it’s not like this is all going somewhere which will justify all the pedantic hand-holding. In fact, it’s not really going anywhere at all. The ending is just kind of small and dumb, and while certainly on-point for the movie’s theme (though no more or less than any other scene) I can’t help but notice that it doesn’t seem to square up too well with the movie that leads up to it. Turns out the big secret is: Brosnan’s narcissistic doctor has impregnated Lucy with his own sperm, and was never going to take her preference for a female child seriously. And I guess her husband was in on it, although he remains a completely murky character and I’m not sure exactly how involved he was in the whole thing. But that’s it, that’s the whole evil secret; there’s nothing supernatural going on, there’s barely even a conspiracy, just some sordid medical malpractice with rapey overtones. I guess she really was a big hallucinating baby after all? I don't see why Dr. Hindle’s self-promoting eugenics program would cause her to hallucinate and black out and shit. And what was up with the sinister safe her husband was hiding? Was that real, and if so, what was in it? Just, like, a letter that said, “I confess that I collaborated with my medical school professor to impregnate my wife with his sperm?” Obviously Lucy has been extremely ill-used, but this seems like awfully small potatoes to have, like, a complete mental breakdown over. I’m not even sure Dr. Hindle (and his sinister henchwoman, played by Gretchen Mol!) deserve to be savagely bludgeoned to death. He definitely needs to lose his medical license, get slapped with a bankrupting civil lawsuit, and probably spend some time in jail, but at the same time, just marching into his office and murdering him doesn’t feel like righteous vengeance so much as the movie anxiously assuring us that, darn it, it sure would smash that nasty ol’ patriarchy right up if only it could. It makes thematic sense more than it feels like it naturally arises out of anything in the story or character. In fact, it really feels most like something they reshot at the last minute when they decided they didn't like their original ending, something that sort of vaguely relates to the rest of the movie, but feels so arbitrary and disconnected that it’s hard to believe this was always where the filmmakers intended the story to go.** ( END SPOILERS ABOUT THE ENDING.

Anyway, it’s not all bad news; the movie looks great (Pogorzelski gets up to a lot of funny business with mirrors and lighting, probably mostly out of boredom) it has a solid score, and Glazer's expressive face --so great for comedy-- at least nails the nuanced emotions she experiences (over, and over, and over) again. And Brosnan, basically playing his character for velvet-tongued camp, is kind of a hoot. But yeah, "ROSEMARY'S BABY but clumsier and more pedantic and with a worse ending" is not really something the world was in desperate need of. Although it is nice to have a version which wasn't directed by a rapist.*** Oh yeah, right. That. Although I didn't like this movie much, let’s not forget that despite its clumsiness, the very fact of Roman Polanski's continued freedom does prove that it has something of a point. I just wish it were expressed with more verve (and more whammy) than this.

 Also, holy cow, I was going to make a joke in there about director John Lee referencing the 2002 They Might Be Giants song John Lee Supertaster. But then I found out the song actually is about this John Lee, who knew They Might Be Giants through his now-defunct band Muckafurgason! Woah, this movie is directed by John Lee Supertaster! Wild shit.

 

* Man, good thing ROSEMARY’S BABY doesn’t open with her looking at the devil-baby’s eyes and then flash back to “nine months ago,” huh? That would really suck.

** END SPOILERS CONTINUE HERE: This sense that the whole ending got re-shot into vague nonsense is bolstered by what happens with the babies; returning home to her disgusting, unwanted male children, she walks them over to the window of her high-rise apartment and lets them float away, maybe vaguely playing off some of the Peter Pan motifs which have been lurking around. But holy shit, wow, she murders her own children! I’m not sure I’m on this lady’s side anymore! But wait, oh, ok, I guess that was just a fantasy because then it flashes back to her just handing them off to her weird husband and giving all three of them the boot. Still pretty harsh, but more to the point, now we just have two scenes in a row communicating the same basic rejection of her children, and I just don’t believe a writer, even a bad writer, would think that was necessary or wise. My guess is they originally ended with the window thing, which is at least kinda bold and crazy, but then chickened out when they realized that no audience, however pro-woman, was going to be happy seeing the protagonist send two babies to splatter on the concrete fifteen floors below, so they punted and tried to claim it was just a metaphor. But the fact that I don’t really know just emphasizes how muddled this all is.  END SPOILERS STOP

 

***As far as I know

Wednesday, February 12, 2020

Color Out Of Space


Color Out Of Space (2019)
Dr. Richard Stanley
Written by Richard Stanley, Scarlett Amaris, based on "The Colour Out of Space" by H. P. Lovecraft
Starring Nicolas Cage, Joely Richardson, Madeleine Arthur, Brendan Meyer



I was dreading this one just as much as I was looking forward to it, which is always the way I approach a career resurgence by an artist like director Richard Stanley, i.e. an ambitious wunderkind who produced two good-bordering-on-great early works and then dramatically vanished from the scene. That’s about as surefire a recipe to end up over rated as has yet been conceived by man. Nothing drives up an artist’s stock like unavailability; it’s how Jeff Buckley went from being a guy who made a decent folk album to a legendary romantic genius, or how LONDON AFTER MIDNIGHT went from a critically panned matinee flick to the holy grail of lost cinema. Rarely does such a sudden and lengthy departure from the artistic scene reverse itself,* but that is precisely what Stanley has managed, by seizing on his unexpected reemergence in the cultural zeitgeist (brought about by the 2014 release of the documentary LOST SOUL, which depicts Stanley’s disastrous attempt to make THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU back in 1996) to mount a comeback. And so it is that Richard Stanley returns from the elite ranks of artists whose legendary status was largely built on unrealized potential, to the more Earthy realm of artists who have to justify their hype by, you know, actually making art.

That’s a dangerous thing for an artist who has quietly built a rather enviable reputation largely around the promise of unrealized projects, which will always remain perfect and pristine, safely locked away in our imaginations. There are any number of ways this can disappoint you. You can discover that, after all this time, the promising young artist was just that – promising, not fully formed, all hype and no delivery. You can discover that the promising young artist really did have something once, but lost it somewhere along the way – lost the fire of youth, lost the touch, just lost interest. Or, even worse, you can discover that the promise was legitimate and the talent is still there, but the time has passed, and something that would have seemed boundary-pushing and exciting in the artist’s heyday now feels dated and played-out. I must admit that I absolutely assumed Stanley’s return to directing** was more likely to fall into one of those many pitfalls than it was to represent a triumphant return to a long-denied cinematic wunderkind.



 Actually neither turns out to be the case, but I'm surprised and happy to report that it's closer to the latter than the former. COLOR OUT OF SPACE*** is not a great movie, but it is quite a good one, demonstrating some real moxie and craftsmanship which mark it as the undeniable work of someone with some real talent, even if a few missteps are made along the way. And frankly that shocked the hell out of me. I was all but certain that three decades in the cold would have left Stanley diminished and rusty if not out-and-out broken, and that’s even that takes for granted his two early-90s successes weren’t a fluke to begin with. I was expecting a latter-day Argento-style disappointment, but COLOR OUT OF SPACE reveals a director as ambitious and gifted as he's ever been. Which is not to say it's a work of untouchable genius or anything, but his two 90's movies were the work of a genre director with real promise. Thirty years later, he's still promising. That's better than I thought I could reasonably hope for.

As the 500 word of preamble make obvious, then, this movie comes with some baggage by virtue of its director, and that's before we even add the extra weight of its star (one-time Oscar winner and beloved internet meme Nic Cage, deep in his direct-to-video rampage) and its source material (H.P. “The Sauce” Lovecraft's genre-defining classic short story of the same title). It buckles under all that weight, of course –it’s hard to imagine any movie that wouldn’t-- but manages to keep from ever completely collapsing, and that in itself is kind of an accomplishment. As a Stanley comeback, it proves he was worthy of our interest, if not our hyperbole. As a Lovecraft adaptation, it's astonishingly good, although in a large part by virtue of the miserable company that descriptor places it in. As a Nic Cage movie... well, that's a little more up for debate, but at least he’s always gonna give you your money’s worth.



Before we get to that, though, we might as well talk about the actual plot. Amazingly, though the story is updated to the present day, this turns out to be a broadly faithful riff on the original Lovecraft story, which recounts the tale of the rural Gardner family, whose lives are thrown into escalating madness by the arrival of a meteor which brings with it an “unknown color” that gradually subverts and distorts the environment, and the bodies and minds of the people in it. You know Stanley really gets Lovecraft because he mimics the author’s characteristic style of writing a story-within-a-story (the original is actually a story-within-a-story-within-a-story, the gripping saga of a guy who interviews another guy about a third guy, but Stanley is content with merely one framing device). The details vary, especially as the movie progresses and gradually pivots towards Cronenbergian body horror, but the essence of the original story is clearly still here, along with most of the major incidents. It is, I would hesitate to say, one of the most faithful Lovecraft adaptations I’ve ever seen, not that it has a great deal of competition in that regard.

Of course, Lovecraft adaptations, even generally faithful ones, are practically preordained to be garbage. But COLOR OUT OF SPACE draws its unusual strength from its atmosphere, cultivated with great care by Stanley, DOP Steve Annis (a music video guy til 2019's I AM MOTHER), production designer Katie Byron (BOOKSMART, FINAL GIRLS) and composer Colin Stetson (HEREDITARY). It adds up to a look and feel which neatly captures Lovecraft's sense of creeping, insinuating wrongness. This is absolutely essential to any prayer of meaningful adapting Lovecraft, and it’s the one thing that virtually every other film version of his work fumbles miserably (including the previous adaptations of this very short story, a 1965 Boris-Karloff-starring AIP production under the dubious title DIE MONSTER DIE and the 1987 Wil Wheaton movie THE CURSE). Even RE-ANIMATOR, arguably the only legitimately good Lovecraft movie ever made, can’t claim that; it doubles down on goopy effects and campy humor instead. Capturing the classic Lovecraftian sense of cosmic, incomprehensible unease is a tough thing to do, but Stanley and company manage it beautifully here, and without even a trace of the pretentious self-consciousness that has defined a lot of modern "post-horror" movies with similar ambitions. In a world of THE VVITCHes and HEREDITARYs, I’d almost forgotten that “heavy on atmospheric dread” does not have to mean “gloomy” and “glacial,” but Stanley keeps things colorful and spritely while managing to work up quite a head of anxiety. It’s Lovecraft distilled through the mind of a distinctly oddball auteur**** (I doubt ol’ H.P. would have thought to introduce our protagonist in the middle of a white magic ceremony as a cute little character detail, or clarify that the hippie holy fool who squats on their property as a cat named “G-Spot”) but it is still very recognizably Lovecraft, a virtue which, despite the virtual cottage industry his work has inspired, almost nothing else can boast.

The movie is also helped quite a bit by a surprisingly fine cast, who vividly portray the family’s gradual slide into dreamy madness while still crafting sharply-defined, likeable --and often quite funny!-- characters. In the Q & A that followed the screening, Stanley mentions that he worked with the actors on their characters’ backstories, which makes sense; even though we get only tiny glimpses into what their lives were like before the events of the film, they feel unusually fully-formed. Even as things get weird, the family dynamic feels complex and lived-in; they seem unusually genuine for a genre movie, convincingly reading as an existing family unit rather than a bunch of body count whose existence is entirely defined by the circumstances of the plot. Madeline Arthur (BIG EYES) as the Gardner family’s teenage daughter and our protagonist, is especially great, managing a character who feels very lively and specific in a way which the movie absolutely does not require, but definitely benefits from. Brendan Meyer (THE GUEST) and Joely Richardson (EVENT HORIZON) do equally nuanced, likeable character work with the older brother and anxiety-fraught mother, respectively.



And of course, you’ve also got the father, one Nicolas Cage. He’s, um, a real character, possibly a little unhinged, given to doing a verbal impersonation of his own father, who all visual and audio evidence suggests was born in, like 1885, despite the movie taking place in modern times. IMDB trivia claims that “Richard Stanley's favorite Cage Movie is Vampire's Kiss (1988), [and] he asked Nicolas to use the same style of performance,” a claim I was initially rather dubious of, until I discovered that Stanely mentions VAMPIRE’S KISS by name in at least two distinct interviews. The finished film mostly doesn’t pitch Cage at quite that level, but it’s definitely a weird performance. And not entirely to the movie’s benefit, in my estimation; he matches, in some ways, the charming eccentricities of the rest of the family, but Cage's now-expected eagerness for full-on mega-acting turns out to be sort of an unhelpful distraction here. It's not a bad performance (it was made worse by my audience, a bunch of hipster douchebags who appear to consider any line that Cage speaks in any movie, regardless of context, inherently hilarious) but it's noticeably a bit broader and more cartoony than the rest of the cast, who are not exactly going for underplayed minimalism either, but who keep their escalating madness a little more grounded and wind up equally impactful but more emotionally effective.

Don’t get me wrong, I like Cage, and you hire him for his mega-acting superpower, obviously. But I think Stanley should have kept a tighter leash on him in this case. It feels like Cage is trying to go over the top, rather than just responding naturally to the insane situation the movie puts him in. It’s an entertaining performance, and Cage is terrific with the script’s dark --but slightly goofy-- humor, but I worry he’s turning into a bit of a parody by this point in his career. Those dipshits laughing at every single thing he said are definitely morons, but I feel like he’s been encouraging them. Of course, this is also his first film in a long time which is actually good enough on its own merits that it becomes a problem when he tries to hijack it with his manic weirdness, rather than a saving grace. So I get where he’s coming from. Still, given how well Stanley does pushing the other actors to equally extreme but less excessive and silly psychological states, he might have been better off finding a normal actor and pushing them out of their comfort zone to go a little mega, as opposed to Cage, who by this point seems like he’s barely able to hold his craziness in check even before the plot starts to take a turn towards the weird.



Anyway, Cage’s performance is an illustrative example of where the movie starts to go a little wrong. Stanely, like Cage, seems maybe a little bit too eager to please for his own good, and towards the back half starts to overplay things a bit. It’s nothing derailing, just a few miscalculations: an eerie scene where the “color” affects a family member is diminished by adding an aggressive lightning strike where a subtle implication would have had more impact, for example. Or a surreal, otherworldly tableau is blown into a gaudy light show, pushing the movie’s special effects a little past their budget for no real advantage. It wouldn’t really be that big a deal –in fact, I’d usually commend a low-budget film like this overextending itself a little in the name of whammy—but the frustrating thing is that, for once, the movie doesn’t need it. It does such a fine job with its eerie insinuations and little glimpses that the more standard effects movie razzle-dazzle actually lessens the impact. The more concrete things get, the smaller the movie feels.

Still, all things considered it's kind of a miracle the movie works as well as it does. The hardest part –the inevitable visualization of Lovecraft's famously unseeable color-- is handled with a nifty effect, a kind of shifting, shimmering pink that looks suitably unnatural. The short story described the titular color as “shining bands unlike any known colours of the normal spectrum,” a pretty tall order for any primarily visual medium (even one with Yog-Sothoth rooting for it), but the flickering, ever-shifting character of the effect suggests, if not a never-before seen color, at least some kind of inexplicable visual phenomenon which is only partially perceptible to the human senses. What we see crucially suggests that there is much more we don’t see, which is a legitimately clever way to tackle this difficult problem with the adaptation, and is, overall, the guiding philosophy behind the whole movie’s strengths, and indeed, of the original story’s strengths, too. Of the dozens of Lovecraft adaptations I’ve seen, this is perhaps the only one that seems to really understand that, and that’s reason enough to be pleasantly surprised.



 It takes ambition to commit to capturing that kind of tone, and that ambition permeates the whole film. Stanley, who is surely more aware than almost any living director that whatever film he’s currently making might easily be his last, isn’t playing safe for a single second here. Not everything pays off (as I’ve said, at times the film might actually benefit from more restraint), but it’s kind of incredible how many dangerously unexpected choices --the stunt-casting of Tommy Chong, the weird pivot to body horror, the flirtation with psychedelia, filming in sunny, semi-tropical Portugal rather than the expected austere New England-- all somehow manage not just to keep from derailing the movie, but to actually strengthen it. All these disparate strengths don’t necessarily cohere into a unified, architecturally strong framework, though many of them do (the film’s pervasive oddball humor, for example, makes for an unexpectedly effective compliment to its lurking anxiety, rather than setting up the tonal clash one might expect), but strengths are strengths, and COLOR OUT OF SPACE has plenty of unexpected ones. Ol’ Richard Stanley might or might not be the great lost genre auteur his legendary rep has made him out to be, but on the strength of this movie, I’d say the possibility is still on the table. And that alone seemed about as impossible as non-Euclidian geometry and unknown colors a few weeks ago. Sometimes raising the elder gods turns out to be a better idea than you might think.




 *One obvious example would be that of Terrance Mallik, who was hailed as one of cinema’s untouchable geniuses during the 20-30 year hiatus between DAYS OF HEAVEN and his resumption of regular releases in the mid-2000s, only to find an increasingly skeptical critical establishment as his body of work grew.
** To be fair, he did do a short segment in the 2011 anthology film THE THEATRE BIZARRE, but it’s so brief (one of six segments in only 114 minutes) that it was hard to tell much from it. He’d also done two well-regarded documentaries –THE SECRET GLORY and THE WHITE DARKNESS in 2001 and and 2002—and gotten a couple screenplay credits in the intervening years. But still.
***

****IMDB trivia: “Director Richard Stanley and Swedish filmmaker Henrik Möller apparently performed a ritual to the Lovecraftian god Yog-Sothoth while in the Pyrénées to get the film made.” Probably not gonna find that one on Spielberg’s page.

Thursday, September 27, 2018

The Masque of the Red Death (1964)


The Masque of the Red Death (1964)
Dir. Roger Corman
Written by Charles Beaumont, R. Wright Campbell, based on the short story by Edgar Allan Poe
Starring Vincent Price, Hazel Court, Jane Asher



            I’ve heard enough “based on” claims in my day to develop a healthy skepticism about the ability of any given medium to fill out a feature-length film. You’ve got your “based on a true story” of course, with the usual free-associative definition of the “based” and “true story” parts. You’ve got “inspired by true events,” which at least has the benefit of more ambiguous language to hide behind. You’ve got “based on a novel,” which usually equates to “inelegantly  summarized from a novel,” and then --only then-- we reach the rogues gallery of even more dubious origin stories: “based on the video game created by Capcom,” “based on characters created by Dinesh D’Souza*,” “based on the theme park ride” “based on the board game created by Parker Brothers,” “based on He-Man and the Masters of The Universe by Mattel.”

            What we have here is a “based on the story by Edgar Allan Poe,” which should, in theory, be a less suspect pedigree than films based on toys or board games. Not only do we at least have an assurance that this is based on a story (rather than, say, a piece of plastic), but it’s a story by one of the all-time great masters of genre writing. But Poe stories do not, candidly speaking, have a track record of producing cinema which faithfully reflects the masterful craft of their source material. They are, in fact, almost uniformly garbage, perhaps rivaled in their wholesale worthlessness and ubiquity only by Lovecraft adaptations. Part of that is probably that while short stories are a tremendous medium for incisive, imaginative fiction, they are also, by definition… short. The Masque of the Red Death, first published in 1842, is just a hair under 2400 words. For comparison, my review of LEATHERFACE: THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACREIII is over 2600. The Wikipedia page for the He-Man and The Masters of the Universe toy series by Mattel (which also got its own movie, in 1986) is significantly in excess of 26,000 (including tables, it would be over 100 printed pages).



            Short stories stretched into 90 minutes movies are going to necessitate a lot of filler, which is a serious problem, because come on, if you liked the short story enough to feel it was worth turning into a movie, you probably didn’t finish it and say, “hey, that was great, I just wish there had been a bunch more characters and subplots and general narrative detritus to pad it out into a fatty 300 pages.” But that’s exactly what a screenplay is going to need, because in addition to being short, these stories are also seldom structurally narrative. They’re not, generally speaking, about a character who encounters conflict and changes as a result; they’re mostly accounts of incidents. Such an incident often has more structural similarity to a specific scene or sequence than to a full movie, and expanding it into a more traditional story structure consequently entails stitching that incident to other incidents which may not, in themselves, be especially worthwhile. The end result is that your film, made to showcase a short story, instead spends most of its runtime constructing an inelegant kludge of backwards-engineered backstory, wasting time and ironically diminishing through dilution the actual impact of the original inspiration.

Point being, in most cases, a direct, unvarnished adaptation of a short story is off the table. Poe adaptations tackle this problem in a variety of ways; the twisty Italian YOUR VICE IS A LOCKED ROOM AND ONLY I HAVE THE KEY, billed as an adaptation of Poe’s The Black Cat, spends most of its runtime as a softcore noir before finally becoming an adaptation of the story only in the last few minutes. Corman’s 1963 THE RAVEN compensates by cultivating only the scantest fleeting references to the titular poem and mostly being totally unrelated. 1963’s THE HAUNTED PALACE is actually more closely based on a Lovecraft story (?!). TALES OF TERROR (1962), SPIRITS OF THE DEAD (1968), and TWO EVIL EYES (1990) are all anthology collections.



MASQUE OF THE RED DEATH cleverly pads a little of its time by stealth adapting a second Poe story, 1845’s Hop-Frog, but mostly makes do with maintaining the essential elements of Poe’s original story, and then weaving a broad tale around them of wholly new cloth. Which is not, it turns out, an especially tall order; there are really only four concrete elements of Poe’s original story: the “red death,” a virulent plague spreading through the land; a “Prince Prospero,” holding a masked ball in his quarantined abbey with a misplaced sense of invulnerability; the curious description of Prospero’s castle as divided into six rooms, each of a different color; and finally, the appearance of the “Red Death” personified as a masked reveler who commits the ultimate party foul. That’s it. That’s not just an annotated version, that’s the entire story; everything else is just Poe’s sublimely disquieting lyricism.

A very long time ago indeed, when I reviewed 1971’s exceedingly loose adaptation of Poe’s Murders in the Rue Morgue, I pointed out that while Poe undoubtedly had a knack for crafting clever, devious scenarios, his real talent was a literary one; it was his uniquely masterful grasp of language and his ability to use it to obliquely evoke --rather than literally depict-- the uncanny and the disturbing, that makes his work so powerful. But that gift is one stubbornly rooted in its native medium. There’s only one spoken line in the entirety of the Poe story (which, incidentally, does not appear in the movie anyway), leaving almost nothing left of the original art in its transition to its new format. Cinema, of course, has its own native art in its visuals, but it would take a rare talent indeed to craft a visual style as artful and potent as Poe’s words. Someday, I hope, it will happen. But the wise would not look for it in a Roger Corman movie.

And yes, this is a Roger Corman movie, seventh of the eight Poe adaptations he made between 1960’s HOUSE OF USHER and 1965’s TOMB OF LIGEIA, all but one of which starring Vincent Price. That’s hardly a pedigree to be ashamed of, but also not one which exactly strikes one as a likely fount of great art. But Corman brought in two ringers this time around who give the proceedings some unexpected heft: screenwriter Charles Beaumont, and cinematographer (wait for it) Nicolas Roeg!



We’ll get to Roeg in a moment, but it’s actually Beaumont (prolific short story writer and frequent Twilight Zone scribe, whose work here was finished by Corman regular R. Wright Campbell as Beaumont gradually succumbed to the mysterious illness which took his life three years later) who makes the most impression here, doing arguably the hardest job: building a narrative around those four sentences of plot description which stays true to the spirit of Poe’s story while carving out enough of its own identity to work as a full-length film. This he does by using the entire tale as a crucible to examine Prospero, more a plot device than a character in the original story, but here a much more definite figure, more clearly a villain, but an intriguingly philosophical villain not at all shy about evangelizing his philosophy. Which is, ahem, satanism.

            OK OK, I know what you’re thinking, that evil Satanists are the oldest and dullest cliché in the book. That’s true, of course, but Beaumont’s take on Satanism isn’t the usual creaky old chestnut about sacrificing babies and pagan debauchery. It’s actually somewhere closer to the vicinity of actual Satanist philosophy than just about anything I’ve ever seen depicted on film (especially interesting, because Anton LeVey’s establishment of the official Church of Satan was still two years off), basically a kind of carnal rationalism and pragmatic self-interest. It is assuredly, to hear Price tell it, Machiavellian and cruel. But it just might be a completely reasonable reaction to the grim world of dire poverty and random, meaningless horror that Prince Prospero inhabits.

It is, at any rate, a philosophy which prioritizes a sense of control over a world of cacophonous, powerful forces. Asked if Satan is the god of hate, Prospero responds, “Oh, no! Of reality, of truth. The world lives in pain and despair...but is at least kept alive… by a few dedicated men. If we lost our power, chaos would engulf everything.” This is, of course, monstrously self-serving, and Prospero himself openly scoffs at the idea of beneficence. But Price’s delivery is earnest and gentle, with not a hint of smarmy sanctimony; however misplaced his own faith in his ability to exert control may be --for that, of course, is the heart of Poe’s tale-- Prospero has come by his faith honestly, and genuinely believes it to be the only honest and rational response to a world of unremitting horror. You’re either the terrorizer, or you’re the terrorized, and the choice between the two isn’t a hard one. As horrible as serving the Devil may be, Beaumont suggests, at least it’s more comforting than facing the idea that we are helpless victims of a random and dispassionate universe.



            This is reasonably interesting to mull over, and Price uncharacteristically plays the loquacious villain with a restrained, almost sorrowful quality that makes him an interesting and very nearly (though never entirely) sympathetic character. It’s a good role for him, broad enough to make use of his theatrical flair, but complex enough to allow him to do something other than play to the cheap seats. And that’s good, because other than Hazel Court (THE CURSE OFFRANKENSTEIN) as his consort/Satanic sidekick, everyone else in the film is about as bland and dull as it is possible to be and still reflect the visible light spectrum enough to be picked up by a camera. That would include the film’s nominal protagonist, a young village girl snatched by Prospero to administer a lesson in corruption (Jane Asher, ALFIE**), and her fiancé and father (David Weston, BECKET, and Nigel Green, THE SKULL respectively) who have almost nothing whatsoever to do except react with bafflement and shock to Prospero’s philosophizing.

            And they’re not alone, because I gotta be honest with you, there is a lot of philosophizing in here. Some of it is marginally interesting, particularly given the context of the film -- with the rising counterculture, the cold war raging, Vietnam heating up, and Kennedy's assassination a very recent memory, I imagine the contemporary world looked just as random and brutal as the fog-drenched, pestilence-ridden Grimm’s fairytale landscape conjured for the film. Satanism was in the air, with the official founding of the Church of Satan two years off, the Rolling Stones’ endearingly corny Their Satanic Majesties Request and Kenneth Anger’s LUCIFER RISING waiting in the wings a few years down the line from that. Venal nihilism does indeed seem to have been something of a natural outgrowth of so much chaos. But even so, there’s no two ways about it, the movie is stagey and talky, and in 2018, all the prattle about the Prince of Darkness seems more corny than provocative. Price is constitutionally incapable of not being entertaining, but the material, while interesting, certainly isn’t riveting enough to buoy a whole movie.

            Fortunately, right about the time the plot really starts flagging, our old buddy NicolasRoeg (DON’T LOOK NOW, THE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH, WALKABOUT) begins to assert himself as cinematographer. This was only four years into his career in that capacity (though he’d worked in film, most often as a camera operator, going back to the early 50’s) and, as near as I can tell, either his first or second film in color.*** And for a while, he doesn’t make much of an impression, mostly sticking to unobtrusive, mediums shots with a tendency (shared by many British films of the period) towards overlighting. It’s certainly professional enough, though all the bright lights tend to make the sets (left over from the prestigious BECKET earlier that year, which counted Art Direction among its 12 Academy Award nominations!) look chintzier than they actually are. But he really hits his stride once Prospero begins to venture into Poe’s six colored rooms (only four in this version, but we’ll allow it), where he sets up numerous striking shots both by taking advantage of the borderline-surreal monochromatic setting, and by shattering it with a geometric intrusion of a foreign color.

Observe below: (note, in particular, that they're each wearing colors corresponding to one of the rooms; in the yellow room, they both stand out, contrasting their opposite color schemes. But in the purple room, Price blends in to the point of vanishing, while in the white room, he stands out vividly. In the black room, unsourced red light alters her contrast to the black, representing her inherent corruption by the act of entering. Finally, note the final shot, which changes the angle and gives us a glimpse of a nesting doll of colored rooms stacked on top of each other (black, then purple, then yellow, creating a gradient effect of dark forces closing in on our fleeing figure. It's damned thoughtful stuff.)



He’s also able to indulge his penchant for straight up psychedelia in a hallucinatory sequence where Court is menaced by… well, by a series of unfortunate ethnic stereotypes of primitive shamans, but more importantly the whole thing seems to be taking place in a lava lamp filled with glitter and blue curacao. It’s actually a pretty bold bit of visual stylization, and it probably comes as close as any sequence ever put to celluloid to taking me up on my suggestion of trying to capture the sinister ambiance of Poe’s prose entirely through pure cinema. It’s not quite there (and actually evokes Lovecraft more than Poe in its specifics), but it’s an ambitious effort, and inaugurates the film’s final act with a feverish delirium that never entirely dissipates.



            Pleasingly, the film’s three main strengths -- Price’s hamminess, Beaumont’s intellectualism, and Roeg’s adventurous visuals-- come together strongest in that finale, when the titular masque is interrupted by a solemn gentleman in red. The masque itself is a disappointingly tame affair -- no more than 20 dancers, I should think, garbed colorfully but hardly extravagantly, gliding halfheartedly around a drab-walled tile floor. Corman later recounted that he was himself dissatisfied with the sequence, which he had not had time to shoot properly (when the Red Death appears, Prospero picks him from the crowd and fumes that he had specifically forbade any reveler to wear red, which is an odd claim to make because I count no fewer than five other dancers who are prominently wearing that color, a fact that I take to be representative of the amount of planning time available). And yet, it works, I think;  Price’s butter-smooth transition from triumphant to uneasy to hysterical is a thing of beauty, magnificently showcasing the actor’s range; the conversation between Prospero and the Red-garbed interloper (an inexplicably uncredited John Westbrook, TOMB OF LIGEIA) rather nicely plays off all the intellectual groundwork Beaumont has been setting up during the film, and dovetails rather beautifully into Poe’s original point; and meanwhile, Roeg, (with editor Ann Chegwidden [AND SOON THE DARKNESS]****) works the camera into an impressionistic frenzy of moving bodies and stark colors. The effect is histrionic, to be sure, and more than a little campy (especially with Price in full operatic mode and composer David Lee’s [a noted jazz musician in one of his few films as composer] score churning dramatically) but nonetheless potent.

In fact, it’s good enough to make one seriously consider how necessary the rest of the film is. If the movie started ay 73 minutes in, we would still find every major aspect of Poe’s story (save the colored rooms, unwisely not utilized for the titular masque) handily covered, and with a lot less dilly-dallying around with dull heroes, unrelated subplots, and the finer points of Satanic philosophy. Once again, the case for stretching a finely-tuned and elegantly concise little fable into a 90-minute narrative film is a difficult one to make. Even with the inimitable watchability of Price and the added artistic heft of Beaumont and Roeg, one is never entirely unaware that this concept has been stretched a bit thin.



But fuck, you got something better to do with your time than watch Vincent Price mince around about Satan in front of handsomely framed, vaguely surreal sets? No, you absolutely do not. No less an authority on the subject than Corman himself has numbered it amongst his favorites of his own films, and that’s pretty high praise coming from a guy with a filmography as extensive as his. Characteristically practical producer Samuel Arkoff, grumbling about its lower-than-expected box office, suggested that the film was too “arty-farty” and not scary enough, and that might be a valid criticism. There’s probably no justification for making a film version of Masque of the Red Death in the first place, but since they were going to do it anyway, producing something that could be described with any variety of “arty” is probably something close to a miracle. Very few films with the “based on the story by Edgar Allan Poe” credit justify their existence; this one, at least, does enough to justify having watched it.

* I actually realized in the editing process that I intended to write Steven de Souza, but actually this is much funnier so I’m gonna let it stand.

** But probably still most popularly known --to her obvious irritation-- as the one-time girlfriend and muse of Paul McCartney, whose first gig with the Beatles, attended by Asher, occurred during filming.

*** It’s either this or the same year’s NOTHING BUT THE BEST

**** Chegwidden, by the way, dances so deftly around Roeg’s visuals that this sequence could fit into any of his later films as a director. It’s genuinely amazing that an editor --and especially an editor in 1964!-- seemed to so intuitively grasp what Roeg was going for long before he was a known auteur with a recognizable style. I’ve never seen any of the other films she edited, so I’m not sure if she was an unrecognized visual wunderkind in her own right, or if she collaborated closely with Roeg, or if his cinematography is so distinctive that it naturally bends to this kind of editing, or what.

CHAINSAWNUKAH 2017 CHECKLIST!
The Discreet Charm of the Killing Spree


TAGLINE
We Defy You To Stare Into This Face. Done and Done.
TITLE ACCURACY
Sure, that title happens
LITERARY ADAPTATION?
Yup, both of 1942's Masque of the Red Death and 1945's Hop-Frog.
SEQUEL?
None, although you could probably count is as part of the eight Poe adaptations Corman made between 1960-1965.
REMAKE?
Yes, actually, there is another Corman-produced movie of the same name from 1989, starring Adrian Paul of all people.
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN
Corman and Price are American, but it was shot in England with an English crew, for tax reasons.
HORROR SUB-GENRE
Satanism, Body horror
SLUMMING A-LISTER?
None, although we know for a fact that Paul McCartney visited the set.
BELOVED HORROR ICON?
Vincent Price, Roger Corman, Edgar Allan Poe
NUDITY?
None
SEXUAL ASSAULT?
I mean, Prospero kindaps the poor girl and keeps her locked up in his castle, and kind of forces her to be his date, although I don't think he does anything physically untowards. But certainly extremely ungentlemanly behavior. Also the dream sequence with Hazel Court seems to have taken on a sexual element to some commentators, but I'm kinda scratching my head on that one. It's maybe some kind of rape metaphor? But if so I don't really get it.
WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK!
Falcon straight up kills a lady. Tragic, but if a three pound bird can kill you, I dunno lady, how badly did you really want to live?
GHOST/ ZOMBIE / HAUNTED BUILDING?
No, nothing like that
POSSESSION?
Surprisingly no
CREEPY DOLLS?
None
EVIL CULT?
Actually it just seems like Prospero and his lady, but they got, like, a shrine and everything, I think it counts.
MADNESS?
None
TRANSMOGRIFICATION?
Nah
VOYEURISM?
None
MORAL OF THE STORY
Don't assume Satanism will save you from bacteria.

B- , anyway