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Thursday, April 8, 2021

Batman Returns




Batman Returns (1992)
Dir. Tim Burton
Written by Sam Hamm, Daniel Waters, Wesley Stick
Starring Michael Keaton, Michelle Pfeiffer, Danny DeVito, Christopher Walken, Michael Gough

 

Originally published on Letterboxd, where the majority of my reviews now go. Included here for posterity.

 

In a way, it's kind of comforting to see that the Achilles’ heel of modern huge-budget franchise IP movies --too many overbearing egos pulling them in too many directions and winding up with scripts rewritten into chaotic incoherence-- was vividly present even here, at the very inception of the concept of a big-budget comic book movie franchise.* BATMAN RETURNS (to cinemas, presumably, since there's no suggestion the character has been anything but a continuous presence in Gotham City) isn't just haphazardly plotted, it barely has anything which could even be called a plot, and its few absent-minded gestures in that direction (most of which materialize only well past the halfway point, and still peter out before the arbitrary "climax") certainly have nothing whatsoever to with each other --or any character named "Batman," for that matter. This makes for a movie which is fundamentally and unavoidably broken, a movie which we can parse for any meaning only in the manner of archaeology, by interpreting and extrapolating from tantalizing artifacts which survived the presumed dozens of re-writes, and offer hints at what actual intent might have once flourished before being buried in a mountain of arbitrary wheel-spinning. And of course, because it's me, that's exactly what we're going to do. What, you have better ways to spend your time?

In this case, we don't have to dig very deep before we find that others have pondered the film before us, and come to a pretty consistent conclusion. The consensus as to what was being attempted here --which emerged concurrently with the movie and has only solidified since-- is that director Tim Burton believed himself to be making a movie about the experience of social misfits, or at least decided that whatever the suits eventually decided about the script, he would make a movie about freaks and misfits and just sort of ignore anything --plot, for example-- which might get in the way of that goal.

There's some evidence for this interpretation which survives even in the script; the famous exchange where Penguin contemptuously tells Batman ”You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!” to which Batman sadly assents; Alfred pointedly asking Bruce "Must you be the only lonely man-beast in town?”; Selina Kyle's lament that "It's the so-called 'normal' guys who always let you down. Sickos never scare me. Least they're committed." But that's honestly about it for textual evidence; most of the rest of the dialogue is devoted to weirdly sexual quipping or "plot" mechanics. It’s weird, in a way, that a movie could get a point across so strongly despite the fact that it occurs almost nowhere in the script or story. But the sentiment comes through loud and clear in the direction, particularly its almost fetishis --did I say "almost"?-- its blatantly fetishistic interest in its deviant, not-all-there protagonists, namely Penguin and Catwoman. And lest you wonder if I mistakenly left somebody out, I want to point out that in the original Daniel Waters script, the word "Penguin" appears 465 times, as opposed to a mere 342 for "Batman," including the title.**

 


 


So it is our villains, then, who will be the focus of the movie, to the point that it's dubious to even call them villains at all. Despite how overwhelmingly repellent he is, the movie is weirdly sympathetic towards Penguin, an outcast from his very birth --where the movie begins, as perhaps the only film in history to begin with the birth of its apparent antagonist-- who longs, it seems, in equal measure, for both acceptance by a society which shunned him and for violent revenge against them. And it's even more sympathetic to Catwoman, a put-upon wallflower*** who finally just snaps and starts lashing out at the world, which the movie clearly posits as an empowerment fantasy. Whether or not the movie validates their behavior, it at least understands, and is much more interested in understanding than judging. Whatever the script may say about them (and it’s too all-over-the-place to really say anything specific), Burton as director hones in on their pain and their feelings of persecution and rejection in a way that feels deeply personal. The 90's was the decade for wallowing in self-pity and feeling like an unfairly ignored misfit, and certainly no director seems to have more fully embraced that zeitgeist than Burton, who was at the time--and it's hard to remember this now that he’s spent the better part of the last two decades becoming a garish parody of himself—considered a genuinely subversive and eccentric auteur, the cinematic patron saint of macabre weirdos. EDWARD SCISSOR-HANDS is more concentrated in its fixation on outsider-dom at the hands of suffocating bourgeois normalcy, and ED WOOD is a better parable of a misunderstood artist, but BATMAN RETURNS is, without question, the pinnacle of Burton's fixation on --and, of course, fetishization of-- social deviance as empowerment.

Burton is even less interested in punching than he is in Batman, so that empowerment is not manifested in grandiose action, but in sexual capital. The movie is overtly, startlingly sexual; not just surprising for a PG-13 movie about a comic book character, but for a Burton movie in general. Burton is almost categorically an unsexy director. I don’t think I can even name another director anywhere near his level of success and ubiquity who has left behind such a thoroughly sexless body of work; even the fetish-y Ed Wood or the heaving bosoms in SLEEPY HOLLOW or PLANET OF THE APES**** play out with an almost naïve, childlike lack of kink. But here, the movie's erotic fixation on Catwoman is almost uncomfortable in its intensity. I'm not sure Penguin says a single thing to her that isn't overtly sexual, and while Batman/Bruce Wayne's interest in her is (a little) more refined, the entirety of their relationship is about their desire for each other. Curiously, the costumed thing comes between them, rather than bringing them together, and I think I know why: Catwoman is, like Penguin, a "genuine freak" (she may, in fact, be some kind of zombie?), uninhibited both in and out of costume. But Batman is still in the closet; he's not ready to give up on being respectable, dorky Bruce Wayne and admit that he's a full-fledged freak. For all his money and cool cars and stuff, his hesitation to commit to either lifestyle is isolating him; his relationship with last movie’s love interest, we are told, couldn't survive his being Batman, and now his relationship with kooky dominatrix Catwoman can't survive his being tethered to Bruce Wayne. He's not a normie, but he's not quite a fully committed freak, either. He lacks the courage to embrace who he really is, and consequently is never 100% present in his own story. No wonder Burton so openly doesn't care about him. 

 

 


 

Of course, this sort of defeats the purpose of making a movie ostensibly about, you know, Batman. Batman is fundamentally a juvenile macho power fantasy –just look at the fevered testosterone-driven nightmare by Frank Miller from which BATMAN RETURNS almost certainly derives its name--, and if you don’t find Batman’s butch fascism appealing, or find Bruce Wayne very interesting, there’s simply just not much for the character to do. I hear this has more action than the 1989 BATMAN, which is frankly kind of mind-boggling; there are maybe a handful of halfhearted action beats in here, but Batman barely has anything to do because there isn’t really much to do. Penguin is sort of the villain, but his evil plan is barely hinted at until the last 20 minutes of the movie, and Batman foils it with some weird abstract anti-cinematic computer program that mostly happens off-screen. Catwoman doesn’t have any kind of arc at all, and in fact her storyline barely even involves Batman and gets resolved without even a glancing intervention on his part. There’s barely any conflict here, and most of the movie finds its characters idling around (in one case, literally; it’s pretty funny to see the Batmobile just cruising around the city under the speed limit) without any clear long-term objective or any reason to get involved in each others’ lives. In fact, a huge chunk of the movie, probably pound for pound the most screentime of any of its six or seven plots, is spent on the political machinations of Penguin and greedy capitalist Max Shreck (Christopher Walken), a very, very weird and self-defeating decision for a movie which claims to be about an action hero, but an equally self-defeating one for a movie which stubbornly insists on itself as a fairy tale (more on that later). 

This weird diversion into politics, and really the character of Shreck himself, is the apotheosis of the film’s wildly divergent, contradictory impulses. Shreck’s role here is obvious; he’s the one character who’s not a freak, and consequently the one Burton feels most comfortable identifying as a clear villain. He is venal and debased in strictly normal, aggressively mundane ways (his evil plan, barely even mentioned, is, I guess, to secure city permission to build some kind of energy-stealing power plant?). He represents the oppressive, stagnant forces of straight society, comfortably asserting himself around mayors and rich, well-connected socialites in a way that Penguin and Catwoman could never dream of, and Bruce Wayne has little interest in. Unfortunately, this means that he must serve as antagonist for all three of our freaks, making him the only person in the movie who seems in any way active or meaningfully consequential to conflict of any kind. He’s the character who’s designed to be a dull foil for our colorful heroes, and yet he’s the one who motivates virtually every single bit of action. 

 And this is made even worse because he’s played by Christopher Walken, by far the most “genuine freak” anywhere around, who undermines the character’s bourgeois venality by playing him as a total fucking weirdo (kudos to Andrew Bryniarski, who plays his son Chip with a committed and pretty hilarious Walken impersonation). As with most of the movie, including its inexplicable political interlude, there are good ideas here; framing the movie as outcasts vs establishment is a solid idea, and putting Christopher Walken in there is always a good bet to make things more entertaining. Unfortunately, these are two ideas which not only don’t work together, they actively cancel each other out. Either Shreck is a despicable stuffed shirt or an entertaining weirdo; he cannot be both, and the movie posits that he must be for it to work. It does not work.

 


 

 

Much of the movie, then, cancels itself out; it's an action premise without almost any significant action, it’s a movie about fetishy outcasts which never actually gets around to examining what that might mean, it’s a Batman movie which is mostly uninterested in Batman, it’s unbearably plotty without ever actually establishing a plot. That leaves the content almost a complete wash.

Fortunately, in swoops the style to save the day! While Burton was neglecting the plot, it seems, he was not idle; instead, he was constructing gigantic art deco dreamscapes full of towering statuary, neon kitsch, and gothic menace, a world so potently evocative that, especially when draped in Danny Elfman’s iconic, career-defining score, it actually manages to conjure meaning and purpose to a movie which otherwise has none. It’s pure alchemy, but it’s there. The script may disagree, the title might disagree, but the style informs us decisively and with a focused confidence otherwise completely absent from the movie: this is a macabre fairy tale, a tragedy in the original sense of the word, about people The Fates have plucked from obscurity for an arbitrary, cruel odyssey through life. From the film’s mythic opening to its melancholy final shot, Burton tells us through pure cinema what he cannot through narrative cinema: it’s lonely out there for a freak. That is the pervading sense one gets from BATMAN RETURNS; one of timeless, lugubrious hopelessness, of disconnection and desperation and frustration, about sad people groping out –or lashing out—to find each other, and failing. Even if Batman foils the Penguin’s evil plot, this is a movie about failure, about not getting the girl, about not getting the job, about being too broken to transcend your pain, about searching for a place that doesn’t exist in a society that doesn’t want you, only to find yourself right back where you started after the dust settles.

It is a strange thing to find at the heart of a movie with BATMAN in its title, but it’s equally indisputable and unmissable; it is the movie; everything else is just window dressing. I cannot in good conscience call BATMAN RETURNS a good movie, but I also can’t deny that if all that window dressing is messy and incoherent, the movie’s heart and soul are as vivid and affecting as any movie ever made. It’s a masterpiece hidden inside a corporate junkheap, its greatness nearly always obscured, but always palpably near, a diffuse warm glow behind a frost-covered window pane. I’ve never been sure how much of a “genuine freak” Burton actually is, but there’s a howl of lonesome despair in BATMAN RETURNS which is as genuine as anything as you’ll find in mainstream cinema. It’s an inarticulate howl, but it echos back to us throughout the entire film, giving definition to the dark spaces in-between the silly plot where our eyes can’t quite reach. It allows us to plunge on into that darkness with this reverberating echo as a guide.

Like a bat.



Speaking of which, what’s up with casting Michael Keaton as Batman, it really doesn’t make any you know what, this review is running kinda long actually let’s just end it there.





*Strictly speaking, The 1978 SUPERMAN and its three sequels and one spinoff probably ought to be considered the genesis of the modern comic book franchise, but for reasons we could reasonably debate, the consensus seems to be against that reading.

** Including "Bruce Wayne" pushes the character to a narrow lead, but still.

*** Read: "That unbelievably gorgeous supermodel has glasses"

**** Estella Warren, not the Apes.


APPENDIX A: Various Batmans or Batmen
BATMAN (1989)
BATMAN BEGINS (2005)
THE DARK KNIGHT (2008)
BATMAN VS SUPERMAN (2016)
JUSTICE LEAGUE (2017 / 2021)
THE BATMAN (2022)

Tuesday, October 13, 2020

The Vampire Lovers

 


The Vampire Lovers (1970)

Dir. Roy Ward Baker

Written by Tudor Gates, "adapted by" Harry Fine, Tudor Gates, Michael Style, from the novella by J. Sheridan Le Fanu

Starring Ingrid Pitt, Madeline Smith, Kate O’Mara, Peter Cushing

 


I threw this on thinking I was going to be getting some kind of Jean Rollin-style Euro-sleaze thing. Turns out to have a marginally more prestigious pedigree: it's actually an AIP/ Hammer co-production, with a role for Peter Cushing, no less!

 

In retrospect, I actually knew all this; though I didn’t immediately recognize the somewhat generic title, I was already aware of Hammer’s so-called “Karnstein trilogy,” which has the reputation as marking the point where a floundering Hammer, unable to compete with the boundary-pushing violence of the horror imports from Italy and America, shifted its business model from producing classy gothic horror to tawdry softcore with a thin veneer of classy gothic horror. 

 

Having seen VAMPIRE LOVERS, the first of that trilogy, I can’t exactly take issue with that assessment. Nonetheless, the veneer of classy gothic horror is not quite as pro forma as I had assumed, nor is the tawdry softcore quite so vapid. I knew the trilogy was said to be based upon J. Sheridan Le Fanu’s 1872 vampire novella Carmilla, an early bit of vampire fiction which predates Bram Stoker’s Dracula by a full 26 years.* No surprise there; much of Hammer’s classic catalog is based on venerable horror literature, at least in theory. What I had not expected is that this first film, at any rate, is actually a surprisingly faithful adaptation, retaining most of the novella’s structure and characters, and acceding to the hoped-for tawdry sex angle only by drawing the already-present lesbian subtext from Le Fanu’s novella ever slightly further into the explicit forefront, about as far as you possibly could in 1970 (which is to say they take their tops off a few times, mostly in a sexy but not directly sexual way). If it’s tawdry --and it is tawdry-- it’s because the source material, an unimpeachably classic bit of Victorian literature, is perfectly tawdry in its own right. (I’m guessing the sequels are of a decidedly less faithful tenor, because VAMPIRE LOVERS covers the entire plot, and doesn’t leave a whole lot of loose ends to sequelize).

 

 

Carmilla is also, I should say, much more than a simple bit of repressed Victorian sublimated erotica; it is a compelling and creepy little yarn, showcasing Le Fanu’s characteristic gift for slow-building tension and uncanny atmosphere. Impressively, THE VAMPIRE LOVERS also marshals these qualities, though with a slightly different bent than the source material, and, I must concede, a rather less sublimated focus on the erotica. Le Fanu’s plot is simple enough: Carmilla (Ingrid Pitt, COUNTESS DRACULA, THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOOD), a wan and eccentric young woman, arrives at the estate of a wealthy Austrian family and becomes a long-term houseguest, much to the delight of Laura, the lonely teenage daughter of the family. The two women bond immediately, but as Laura’s health declines, some of the men around her begin to suspect that Carmilla may be the source of the problem, eventually discovering the truth about her supernatural nature. Amazingly, VAMPIRE LOVERS has a nearly identical plot, differing only in a few details --including, inexplicably, changing “Laura” to “Emma” (Madeline Smith, THEATER OF BLOOD, FRANKENSTEIN AND THE MONSTER FROM HELL)—but otherwise following the same basic arc.

 

This structure means that the story is primarily a slow-burn depiction of what today we would probably call a toxic relationship, as one woman literally sucks the life out of the other. Much of the novella is essentially a relationship drama with sinister implications, which makes for an unusually fit for Hammer, whose movies tended to be action-oriented, male-dominated affairs. Little surprise, then, that the main relationship is something of a wash. Madeline Smith’s wide-eyed innocence is so overblown that she starts to seem like she might be more than a little dense, and Ingrid Pitt seems to be leaning more on hotness and the implicit scandalousness of the material than crafting any kind of specific personality. 

 

Surprisingly, though, the vagueness of the relationship ostensibly at the center of this story doesn’t turn out to be as crippling as you might assume. In fact, despite the obvious tawdry appeal of illicit lesbian seduction, the movie is built around a different conflict. Though we enter the story more or less from Emma’s point-of-view, as her health declines the movie gradually shifts perspectives, and Pitt really starts to come into her own as a compelling anti-hero. By the halfway point, in fact, Emma has more or less entirely ceased to be an active character, and the crux of the drama has refocused around whether an increasingly besieged Carmilla will be able to get away with it. She’s a manipulative villain, but she’s also the most charismatic, active, and intriguing character by an order of magnitude, and as she gradually becomes the indisputable protagonist, we start to, if not side with her, at least invest emotionally in the outcome of her efforts.


 

 Pitt and Smith have very little chemistry together, and Smith is such a nonentity it’s hard to understand why Carmilla is so into her (besides the tits, obviously). But this too turns out to matter less than it should, because ultimately THE VAMPIRE LOVERS isn’t the story of a relationship so much as an obsession. Whatever Carmilla sees in her victim, we’re not privy to it, and --after all-- she’s an ageless supernatural being, and maybe it’s actually more interesting that we can’t entirely understand her motives. An unsourced bit of IMDB trivia, in fact, claims that Pitt said she played the role as asexual, which I can actually sort of believe; whatever she is feeling, it is something not quite so human as simple erotic desire.** But even if we don’t understand specifically what motivates her, we can certainly see that Carmilla’s fixation is genuine; in her own twisted way, she does love her victim, and can’t abandon her even to save her own life. Pitt conveys all this with an underplayed sensitivity that’s surprisingly affecting. She’s an interesting character, flinty and merciless but also with the touch of secret vulnerability that inevitably comes from needing someone. There’s a winning resoluteness in her performance which helps to put us on her side, and that comes through first; she exudes a steely, confident power in her sure-footed canniness and her willingness to lie, murder, and seduce her way to staying by her victim’s bedside. But that strength is tempered by a suppressed sadness, too.*** Hers is a lonely life, and Pitt makes you feel both her desperation for connection, and the impossibility of that dream.

 

These qualities come to a startlingly effective head in her relationship with Emma’s governess, Mademoiselle Perrodot (the superb Kate O’Mara, CORRUPTION, THE HORROR OF FRANKENSTEIN), a surprisingly rich character in her own right. She is Carmilla’s greatest adversary, deeply suspicious of the other woman’s motives and instinctively ready to foil her machinations. Until, that is, Carmilla –somewhat in desperation-- turns her seductive powers on her. And, suddenly, the dam bursts, and Perrodot’s own desperate, vulnerable desire pours out, allowing her to be completely subsumed by the other woman. She has not, I think, been suspicious of Carmilla; she has been jealous of her. O’Mara, utterly independent of the rather superficial script (from, uh, the writer of BARBARELLA) paints a vivid portrait of a deeply closeted lesbian, whose iron-clad self control –born of the vital necessity of hiding her true self—is both the source of her considerable power (she is the only character who manages to mount a credible challenge to Carmilla) and her greatest weakness. While she is redirecting her suppressed desire, she is canny, calculating, a worthy adversary.  Shown even a glimpse of affection, though, and her strident opposition crumbles to nothing and she is entirely, desperately, pathetically in Carmilla’s thrall. Once her defenses waver for even a moment, there is no going back, and she cares about nothing but preserving, through any means necessary, this one sliver of expression of her true self, this one flicker of human contact which is not filtered through self-protective artifice.


 

The irony, though unstated, is absolutely palpable: here is a woman who, unlike the prattling, childlike Emma, legitimately desires Carmilla, and, more to the point, seems like a worthy partner, an equal, perhaps even a kindred spirit, who knows all too well both the isolating, calcifying strain of living a lie, and the disciplined, unsentimental power it can produce. And yet, Carmilla does not want her; she is wholly devoted to the weak-willed Emma, desirous only of completing her morbid downward spiral. Despite her own aching loneliness, Carmilla is completely incapable of seeing Perrodot’s eager devotion as anything but a tool, to be manipulated for her own ends. Their final scene together is emotionally complex and genuinely a little heartbreaking, a descriptor associated with the Hammer oeuvre very rarely indeed. Most of the turbulent emotional content comes from the performances –O’Mara’s wrenching, desperate desire, and Pitt’s coldly calculating demeanor softened only by a hint of regret in her eyes, all the evidence we need to see that she understands as well as we do that she is spurning a chance for a real connection in favor of something more ethereal that she is utterly powerless to resist—but it’s worth noting that Ms. Perrodot and her subplot are entirely a creation of the film, with no obvious parallel in the original novella. It’s also the most explicitly lesbian aspect of the film, and one might be tempted to imagine it’s included merely for titillation, except that we have a interesting point of comparison: there is a subplot about Carmilla’s seduction of the male butler (Harvey Hall, minor roles in all three Karnstein films) which is superficially almost identical, but utterly lacking in the same fraught emotional landscape. Men, in the world of THE VAMPIRE LOVERS, are simple creatures, motivated by simple emotions – lust, anger, placidity. They may prevail in the end (it’s a Hammer movie, so yeah, the men are eventually going to save the day) but that doesn’t mean they understand.

 

I do not, of course, mean to imply that THE VAMPIRE LOVERS is some masterpiece of sensitively observed psychodrama. It’s a Hammer film, and not even one of the more handsomely appointed ones (I never thought much of director Roy Ward Baker [ASYLUM, THE VAULT OF HORROR], who tends to make dull, flat-looking movies with too much turgid chit-chat), and it mostly offers everything you associate with that pedigree; dry ice around gothic castle sets, bright red blood, heaving bosoms, a very committed Peter Cushing performance in a role which doesn’t necessarily turn out to be very interesting, a blandly handsome young man named “Carl” (Jon Finch, Hitchcock’s FRENZY [!]). But there’s enough going on under the surface here to convince me that someone –be that Baker, or screenwriter Tudor Gates (who wrote all three of the “Karnstein trilogy”), or just the actresses themselves—were not completely unaware of the more complex emotional possibilities lurking within the exploitation-ready story.

 


 “This film was given an R rating by the Motion Picture Association of America due to the vampire bites inflicted on the women's bosoms,” says IMDB, matter-of-factly, which is by itself a full-throated endorsement of the artistic heroism of the film’s creators. That was all it needed, and all I was expecting. That the film also managed to produce one of the very few interesting female characters in the entire Hammer canon was most decidedly not expected, but by the end of the runtime, I confess that I was pondering Carmilla’s mysterious inner life more than her propensity for bosom-biting. I very much doubt that trend will continue with the sequels (LUST OF A VAMPIRE, TWINS OF EVIL – neither of which feature Pitt, who would go on to COUNTESS DRACULA for Hammer, but apparently declined an offer to return as Carmilla), but at least here, briefly, something a little more interesting was able to harmoniously co-exist with the requisite sleaze.

 

 

*Though even setting aside folklore, the vampire had been a consistent character in European fiction since Polidori’s The Vampyre in 1819, though Carmilla has been cited as enormously influential in its own right, particular upon Dracula. Also, while I have you down here, I should mention that Carmilla was first serialized in the literary magazine The Dark Blue starting in 1871, and first published in book form as part of Le Fanu’s collection In A Glass Darkly in 1872, hence various sources differing between 1871 and 1872 as the publishing date.

** The same trivia also proffers: “The director claimed that, after reading the novella Carmilla twice, he didn't get a sense of any lesbian content.” Which, if true, means that he and Jack Sholder from NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2 really need to hang out sometime. But if he really missed the lesbian “subtext” of the book, I feel quite confident that his producers enlightened him to it with some gusto.

*** I’m not sure where else to say this --or even if I should say this in the context we find ourselves in here—but Pitt, born Ingoushka Petrov, was a Holocaust survivor (she was imprisoned at Stutthof concentration camp, where ~65,000 of the 110,000 people who passed through it during the course of the war perished). I don’t feel comfortable speculating whether or not she brought that perspective to this trashy lesbian vampire character, but she does seem to have been pretty open about her wartime experience; in 2011, she was part of a short animated film –supervised by Bill Plympton, no less!—which dramatized her recollection.

 

What, you really though I wasn't gonna sneak a Peter Cushing picture in here?
What, you really though I was gonna be able to resist sneaking a Peter Cushing pic in here?


 

 CHAINSAWNUKAH 2020 CHECKLIST!

The Man Who Queue Too Much

 

TAGLINE

IF YOU DARE… taste the deadly passion of the BLOOD NYMPHS! Good advice.

TITLE ACCURACY

Strictly speaking, there’s a number of grammatical ways to interprepret that title. If we interpret it as multiple vampires who are lovers, it’s not very accurate, as we see only one during the course of the film. If it’s meant to refer to multiple lovers of vampires, that makes a little more sense, but probably most accurately refers to the Hammer execs who couldn’t let their flagship monster die.

LITERARY ADAPTATION?

Yes, of J. Sheridan Le Fanu’s 1872 novella Carmilla.

SEQUEL?

Followed by two extremely loose sequels which only seem to share a vague vampire-related premise and the name Karnstein.

REMAKE?

No

COUNTRY OF ORIGIN

England

HORROR SUB-GENRE

Vampires!

SLUMMING A-LISTER?

No

BELOVED HORROR ICON?

Peter Cushing, and to a lesser degree probably Pitt and Roy Ward Baker, and I suppose Le Fanu, who remains well-respected among aficionados of Victorian horror lit, among whom I happily count myself.  

NUDITY? 

Quite a bit of toplessness from most of the female cast members.

SEXUAL ASSAULT?

Carmilla’s depredations certainly qualify, though they contrast starkly with the typical sleazy male rape shit that they usually cram into this sort of thing. #Feminism?

WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK!

Although there’s not much of a puppet or anything, Carmilla does turn into a giant cat.

GHOST/ ZOMBIE / HAUNTED BUILDING?

No, just vamps

POSSESSION?

Not really, although there is maybe some mild suggestion that Emma is hypnotize or something

CREEPY DOLLS?

None

EVIL CULT?

None

MADNESS?

Nah

TRANSMOGRIFICATION?

Carmilla is implied to transform into a cat, although we don’t really see it

VOYEURISM?

Nothing notable

MORAL OF THE STORY

Houseguests, like fish, will begin to seduce your daughters and drain them of blood after three days

 


Saturday, September 5, 2020

Gone With The Wind

Gone with the Wind (1939) - IMDb 

Gone With The Wind (1939)

Dir. Victor Fleming, George Cukor (uncredited), Sam Wood (uncredited)

Written by Sidney Howard, from the novel by Margaret Mitchell

Starring Vivien Leigh, Clark Gable, Olivia de Havilland, Leslie Howard

 

I first watched GONE WITH THE WIND back in the heady first year or so of my transition from casual movie-goer to active cinephile, when I was trying to familiarize myself with some of the acknowledged classics of the medium that I had never encountered in my youth. That puts my sole previous viewing about twenty years ago, and my memory of it was pretty fuzzy; I remembered that it was startlingly racist, and that it was otherwise boring. That’s pretty much it.

 

I think my younger self was probably alienated by the stagey, dated melodrama, the rhythms of which would have been wholly unfamiliar to me at the time. And besides, what teenage boy was going to sit with rapt attention through a three-hour will-they-won’t-they relationship drama, no matter how epic the backdrop? But at any rate, revisiting it two decades later, I find that my original take was only half-right; it definitely is still startlingly racist, but it's also definitely not boring. In fact, even with the epic runtime, it’s pretty densely packed with incident. Much of that incident does not play the same way to modern eyes that it would have in 1939, of course, but that probably makes the movie more interesting, on average, rather than less. Enough so that this viewing left me wondering if the movie is possibly a little more nuanced –and perhaps even subversive?-- than it generally gets credit for. In some ways. Maybe.

 

I realize that’s a pretty bold suggestion to make about one of the most outwardly regressive movies that is still watched with any regularity, and there’s certainly a danger in minimizing the film’s moral odiousness. And make no mistake, it is odious, in plenty of ways which are by this point so obvious and extensively documented that I feel the need to mention them only in passing, confident that an in-depth accounting would be familiar to the point of tedium for any modern viewer. But all the same, there is, I think, a case to be made that the film may not be quite so straightforward an act of revisionist propaganda as it might at first seem. The root of this interpretation is drawn from the film’s strangely contradictory nature. In short, the disconnect between what the film says and what it depicts is sometimes so extreme that it’s hard to reconcile as anything but subversive.

 

The most obvious example is the very heart of the film itself. Despite being billed as the "greatest romance of all time," it's almost unbelievable what a horrible, disturbing relationship Scarlet O'Hara and Rhett Butler have. She is a profoundly selfish, unlikable character, and he's slightly more likable only in that he provides the audience with a surrogate to constantly mock and demean her. She openly hates him, and he doesn't appear to think much better of her, except that he wants to fuck her. The only rationale ever offered as to why these two repellent prigs should be together is that they are kindred spirits… in the sense that they're both shameless, ego-maniacal grifters who will do anything to get ahead. And they don't even seem to relate very much on that level. Perhaps the single most positive interaction they have in the whole movie is when he violently rapes her and the movie makes sure we know she loved it. The word “passion” is appropriate only in the sense of “passion play.”

 

I'm sure when I first saw the movie, I assumed all this was a terrible miscalculation: man, I can't believe they thought we'd identify with these sociopaths. Today, this seems more like a feature than a bug. If audiences ever took this to be a swoony romance, they did so in direct defiance of what the movie is overtly depicting. In fact, the movie seems to more or less openly present Scarlett as an anti-hero, a poisonous black hole of a human who will destroy anyone she comes in contact with in the vain, single-minded pursuit of a meaningless, materialistic delusion, more along the lines of THERE WILL BE BLOOD's Daniel Plainview than TITANIC's Rose. The movie is interested in Scarlett's long, miserable journey of self-destruction, but I don't know that it's necessarily sympathetic; at the very least, it is very closely attuned to (some of) the harm she's causing, and makes certain the audience is equally aware. In fact, it has a real penchant for kicking her while she's down; even at moments when we might be tempted to at least feel sorry for her (the end of her harrowing journey through war-torn Georgia, the final scene when she's thrown away everything that had any hope of offering her some happiness) the arc of the scene inevitably builds to a reveal of what a delusional monster she is. At the very least, the movie is clear that Scarlett is entirely the author of her own misery. Even the tribulations she isn’t directly responsible for – the desolation of her family homestead, for example—have the direct effect of making her a worse person, rather than bringing out the best in her.

 

If the movie is a critique rather than a celebration of its protagonist, is it too much, then, to wonder if the movie also harbors doubts about the story's much-celebrated veneration of the Old South? Is it possible that one of the most famously reactionary movies of all time is actually a little bit more ambivalent than its reputation might suggest? After all, Scarlett's destructive obsession (which the movie more or less unambiguously presents as a character flaw) stems from her romantic fixation --one can hardly call it love-- with Ashley Wilkes, positioned by the movie as the avatar of the chivalrous, gentlemanly high-society Southerner whose passing the narration lachrymosely laments. But surely I am not the only person who questions if the movie feels the same way. Wilkes is, in fact, portrayed as an almost unbelievably pathetic character, and played with all the charisma of a sodden slice of unbuttered whitebread (actor Leslie Howard reportedly hated making the movie, and it shows; never has an erstwhile romantic lead looked so miserable and defeated). He’s fretful, utterly ineffective, unable to fully commit to either his dull marriage with his sexless, naïve wife (Olivia de Havilland) or to the torrid affair Scarlett is begging him for, ultimately ending up a cowed lacky, dependent on Scarlett’s largess. What exactly is supposed to be appealing, here? And speaking of appealing, let’s refresh our memory about the unhappy circumstance which keeps Scarlett from her ideal man. Why, it’s his semi-arranged marriage… to his first cousin, under the rather profoundly disturbing theory that “like must marry like”! Surely no 20th century audience would be expected to be nostalgic for that quaint little custom of the halcyon days of the genteel South, not even in 1939.

 

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And there’s more: Southern high society is consistently shown to be ruthlessly hierarchical and populated mostly by petty, hypocritical pedants, obsessed with restrictive social status. The movie’s most sympathetic characters are the outsiders and outcasts, including Rhett, brothel madam Belle (Ona Munson, THE SHANGHAI GESTURE), and even enslaved woman “Mammy” (Hattie McDaniel; we’ll get to her later), and most of the turns the movie presented as “victories” come from Scarlett’s fearless defiance of the restrictive social norms around her. In fact, even Scarlett herself is clinging to a system which was at best ambivalent to her from birth; as the daughter of an Irish Catholic, even her wealth and whiteness can’t entirely mask the suspicion and contempt her neighbors have for this family of “outsiders.”

 

But at least she’s rich; that much keeps her out of the ranks of the one group that the movie truly, openly despises: poor people. Poor whites, in particular; the movie doesn’t have a sufficient concept of black personhood to hold them in contempt for their poverty, or at least doesn’t feel comfortable excoriating them for it (which is arguably even worse, but as I said, we’ll come to racism in due time). But it has a revulsion for poor white people which makes its cartoonishly villainous portrayal of Northerners look mild by comparison. Even the enslaved people sneer in contempt at the “white trash” around the aristocratic slaveholders who are the only group afforded any concept of personhood. Indeed, it is Scarlett’s intense, all-consuming desire to never sink to their level which motivates the entire second half of the film. And well she should try to avoid that fate; in one of the story’s most mutely startling sequences, she is accosted by two ruffians while riding through what is essentially a homeless encampment. She is saved by a heroic former slave (!) who happens to be nearby, and no harm is done. She is confused, then, when the men in her life all vanish that evening for a mysterious “political meeting” which obviously has something to do with her experience during the day. We don’t find out until she does that their goal is simple and somewhat shocking: they’re going to murder the homeless people living in this shanty town. A population, I should stress, which until that morning also included former slave Big Sam (Everett Brown, KING KONG [uncredited]) who just saved her life.

 

Again, the story and the characters around Scarlett treat this turn of events as natural and inevitable. But there are little cues that make me wonder if the movie expects the audience to feel the same way. For one thing, it’s one of the few times we see Scarlett genuinely a little cowed by the furious indignation the other women direct at her over having inspired this dangerous misadventure. They hold her responsible, which she seems to find genuinely surprising and perplexing. That means the dramatic crux of the scene is on her feelings of chagrin and unfair persecution – a typically selfish framing for the character, except that for once, she really does seem to be unfairly blamed for something she couldn’t have predicted. This framing suggests that even if the movie never asks us to seriously consider the horror of the murders our male characters have just perpetrated, it does ask us to see this incident overall as a bad thing, the result of a brittle, inflexible “honor culture” which makes dehumanizing, irrational demands of its adherents and then places itself beyond question. Rhett, generally positioned by the film as the voice of reason, all but says as much. In that sense, the incident is a microcosm for the movie’s perspective on the American Civil War itself, which it portrays as the result of arrogant fools spoiling over a fight to prove their macho bona fides. It is certainly worth noting that the only thing that Ashley and Rhett ever agree on is that the war is an obviously bad idea, even if their own entanglement in Southern “honor culture” demands that they participate in it, anyway. 

 

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None of this is to say, of course, that GONE WITH THE WIND is in any way enlightened, or even presents a recognizable moral landscape to the modern viewer.* In fact, I think there is a more prosaic explanation for these moments of potential criticism, which seem so odd in a movie that literally begins with the on-screen text “There was a land of Cavaliers and Cotton Fields called the Old South… Here in this pretty world Gallantry took its last bow.” The explanation is simple: the movie was made by a bunch of rich Hollywood sociopaths who could give two craps about some nostalgic drivel about rich inbreds two generations and a continent removed from them. They knew Americans were buying it, though –the novel was an instant bestseller just a few years earlier-- and were more than happy to provide them with any desired product in exchange for becoming wealthy beyond their most extravagant dreams. But that mercantile motivation makes it more of an interesting watch; a sincere, deeply committed love letter to Lost Cause nostalgia might be a noxious cultural curio, as with BIRTH OF A NATION. But a cynical, mercenary effort to sell America a love letter to Lost Cause nostalgia, spearheaded by a first-generation immigrant, and a Jewish one at that – now that’s interesting.

 

It means that much of this incendiary material is presented without the ardent personal investment which might cause a true propagandist to turn defensive. A true believer might, I think, carefully soften up some of the less palatable details in the service of creating a more sympathetic story. Under the auspices of cynical Hollywood rich guys, with barely a single native Southerner in the whole cast, the only investment is financial, and so startling little details like the Wilkes’ incestuous marriage are just left out in the open, to defend themselves, while the movie steams on with the narrative. Thus, the finished film has an odd, almost postmodern edge to it: it is the simulacrum of Lost Cause Apologia, a reflection of the aspects of this particular fantasy that Hollywood thought Americans would want to buy (correctly, it turns out), rather than a committed philosophical manifesto being offered for approval. As such, a source material which is, by all accounts, earnestly celebratory of the “Old South” is very lightly warped into something more dispassionate and, perhaps, revealing.

 

This approach, of course, takes you only so far; producer David O. Selznick probably didn’t harbor a great deal of nostalgia for the mythologized Old South of the opening narration, but the book’s –and therefore the movie’s-- racism was something of a different story. That was still alive and well, and very much a part of everyday life in Hollywood, and the movie is much more comfortable with its casual, dehumanizing racism than it is with the more baroque nostalgia for 19th-century Southern culture. In fact, it takes it utterly for granted. And yet, it is also not wholly unaware that this has the potential to be a problem; as the astute HBO introduction by University of Chicago professor Jacqueline Stewart points out, Selznick was well-aware that the book was broadly considered racist, and went out of his way to assure skeptics that his movie would handle the subject sensitively. And I think it likely that sensitivity genuinely was his intention, even if it was for purely practical public-relations reasons. And it may have been more than that: as the son of Jewish-Lithuanian immigrants, he may even have felt more keenly than most Americans the potential for harm in racially-charged media; responding to a socially-conscious Rabbi who warned him about the indefensible content of the book, he wrote “I hasten to assure you that as a member of a race that is suffering very keenly from persecution these days, I am most sensitive to the feelings of minority peoples.” 

 

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But even if his intentions were completely genuine –and you don’t get to be a big-time Hollywood producer without learning how to be at least a little disingenuous—the end result is absolutely painful to behold. Still, there’s the unmistakable sense that the movie is trying to be sensitive about race. Failing, granted, and spectacularly, but you can actually see here the first feeble flickerings of thought that the way African-Americans are portrayed on film might be a subject worthy of consideration. This was more or less entirely new to the mainstream Hollywood system. Everett Brown, who plays “Big Sam” here, had previously enjoyed a career almost entirely composed of threatening “native” characters in xenophobic jungle tales (for which he mostly went uncredited, including in KING KONG just a scant six years prior). Not so in GONE WITH THE WIND! Here, the movie presents him in an almost obsequiously positive light; he’s perpetually cheerful and good-natured, strong but gentle, and heroically saves Scarlett from what is clearly the threat of rape (he is rewarded with a spectacularly patronizing “you’re a good boy, Sam,” and then is never mentioned again, but the movie clearly agrees that he’s “good”). It is, from the perspective of the white filmmakers, obviously a role that no black person could object to, or see as racist – he’s a hero!

 

In fact, the movie is awash with black characters that it clearly likes; in the rare cases we see black characters portrayed negatively, the movie very deliberately moves to insulate itself from the hateful caricatures of BIRTH OF A NATION (a movie just 24 years old in 1939, the same age as JERRY MAGUIRE is right now). When the camera disapproving pans by a group of “uppity” newly freed former slaves, foolishly agreeing to vote for smarmy Northern carpetbaggers, the movie very carefully puts its disapproval on the face of the conservative Mammy, while Scarlett walks by with a very cultivated nonjudgmental detachment. Likewise, when Scarlett is accosted in the shantytown, it’s by a mixed-race pair, one white, one black. There is no thrilling threat to the virtue of Southern White women without some racial animus, but the movie again deliberately and specifically demonstrates that the homeless white man is the ringleader and the more aggressive villain; the black guy is just his sidekick. See? Nothing racial about it! And hey, she’s saved from one bad black man by another, good black man! No negative stereotyping here!

 

And that, of course, brings us inevitably to Hattie McDaniel and “Mammy,” perhaps the quintessential paradigm of old-Hollywood racial depictions. And it also, in a way, brings us to the heart of what is so loathsome –and yet instructive, from a scholarly perspective-- about the film’s racial depictions. See, GONE WITH THE WIND likes Mammy; it likes her a lot more than it likes most of its white characters, in fact. Rhett, who rarely has anything nice to say about anyone, calls her “a smart old soul, and one of the few people I know whose respect I’d like to have.” And the movie wholeheartedly agrees; that he manages to win her respect is an integral part of the movie’s case that we’re allowed to respect him too, despite his disreputable rakishness. Consequently, the movie positions Mammy as the voice of folksy, grounded sensibility. It imagines her as an island of stability in a chaotic world, a generous presence who will tolerate no nonsense but is ultimately a source of great comfort and warmth.

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What is cannot imagine, alas, is that she has any interior life whatsoever. And that’s the problem; the movie takes great care to avoid being hateful, but it simply lacks any concept of actual black personhood. Mammy –the only African-American character the movie has even a little bit of interest in; the less said about Butterfly McQueen’s** mortifying clownish “Prissy” the better – is, in fact, essentially a “magical negro,” existing wholly as a reflection of the white characters’ lives, never independent of them. That she has any thoughts or opinions whatsoever about any topic other than lives of the white people she is serving is completely outside the film’s ability to comprehend. And that laces the movie’s affection for her with a corrosive implication that her enormously likeable sensibility and warmth arise intrinsically from the very fact which today identifies her as oppressed and exploited: she “knows her place.”

 

It is this underlying assumption that makes GONE WITH THE WIND so pernicious. The movie is not, perhaps, willing to mount a full-throated defense of slavery: very noticeably, the one single time the subject comes up for debate, the pro-slavery argument is put into the mouth of Ashley Wilkes, making a characteristically pathetic attempt to justify his discomfort with white slave labor*** after Scarlett mocks the former slaveowner’s sudden squeamishness. “Well, that was different. We didn’t treat them [poorly],” he sputters, a defense so transparently ridiculous and self-serving that Scarlett doesn’t even bother to acknowledge it (he reluctantly agrees to go along with white slavery anyway after being told paid labor is too expensive. A true paragon of Gentlemanly virtue). As near as I can tell, that’s the only explicit commentary on the subject of slavery as an institution in the whole movie; the word appears ten times in the 256 pages of script, but only six times in actual dialogue, and most of those aren’t in reference to chattel slavery (Scarlett whines, “I slave all day…” for example, a choice of words that would today be described as “unfortunate”). Discounting the opening narration which bemoans the loss of an Old South with its “Slaves and Masters,” the only other direct mention of slavery comes from a pre-war argument between Rhett and a roomful of Southern aristocrats spoiling for war. Scarlett’s own adorable Irish father makes plain what the war is about: “''We've borne enough insults from the meddlin' Yankees. It's time we made them understand we'll keep our slaves with or without their approval.''**** Yikes. But Rhett responds less bullishly: “I’m saying very plainly that the Yankees are better equipped than we [are]… All we have is cotton…and slaves… and arrogance.” Hardly a full-throated condemnation, but in context certainly difficult to read in a positive light.

 

It is, in fact, the absence of direct discussion of slavery that speaks the loudest. It is a subject the movie seems eager to avoid, which, given the context, becomes conspicuous very quickly. And the reason for that reticence is pretty clear: GONE WITH THE WIND may be a little uncomfortable with “slavery” as an institution, but it lacks even the vaguest interrogation of white supremacy. Consequently, once you begin pulling on threads, you quickly discover here's not much difference at all between outright slavery and a very slightly more ambiguous arrangement of racial hierarchy which the movie is enthusiastically comfortable with. So, better to leave that whole subject as unexplored as possible. That Mammy and “Pork” (Oscar Polk, UNDERWORLD [not the vampires vs werewolves ones]) were enslaved is not something the movie wants to discuss, because that would mean it had to address why, even after they’re technically “free,” their station in life does not appear to change at all. They remain on the plantation, working the same jobs, and if they’re getting paid now there’s no evidence of it. Slavery might have been something of a misstep, but the basic hierarchical arrangement of the races, with blacks solidly at the bottom of the caste system, is something the movie accepts as so natural and inherent that it does not even warrant a comment. It’s not just that these black characters seem completely comfortable with slavery as an institution; it’s that the movie doesn’t even seem to consider that they might not. That is what white supremacy looks like; that even with slavery gone, Scarlett –and the white movie producers 66 years later—can’t conceive of a world where black people don’t naturally respond to white orders. 

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And this is still deeply relevant, because in many ways GONE WITH THE WIND set a tone in the popular culture which is only now being seriously challenged on a large scale. While it obviously wasn’t the sole factor to define what the better part of a century of cinematic representation would subsequently look like, one can’t help but imagine that becoming the top-grossing film of all time (a title it holds to this day; adjusted for inflation, it made ~3.7-3.8 billion, with a “B,” dollars) had to be a pretty big hint to future directors and producers that this was a pretty good template for success. And what followed, to the dismay of many but to widespread public acceptance, was a continuation and extension of its basic guiding philosophy on racial depictions: the explicit avoidance of racial animus. No rapacious, bestial BIRTH OF A NATION characters, or, if that can’t be avoided, at least a nice minority supporting character on “our side” to balance things out, and maybe even an explicit condemnation of violence white racism if we’re really in the mood to feel saintly (and all else failing, a pity Oscar to a black actor to prove there are no hard feelings. McDaniel is fine in the part, but come on, there's barely a character here). These rules have been bent and broken at times, sometimes intentionally, sometimes not, sometimes for provocative artistic purposes, sometimes not. But the exceptions are of less interest than the remarkable stability and duration they’ve shown. There have always been activists and critics who deftly pointed out the limitation of these "rules" (as, indeed, there was plenty of contemporary criticism of GONE WITH THE WIND even upon its release) but these arguments seldom made any large-scale impact or got much cultural purchase outside academic and activist circles. And so it was that these rules –and the complete absence of almost any meaningful cinematic nonwhite perspective-- broadly served as a cultural template for the remainder of the 20th century, remaining robust, if not longer quite hegemonic, even to the present.

 

Indeed, it feels appropriate that GONE WITH THE WIND would have such an outsized cultural impact on the past century: is almost a perfectly representative movie for 20th century America, and in ways which go even beyond is frustrating racial ignorance. It is, after all, ultimately a movie about wanting the wrong things, for the wrong reasons, and being willing to destroy oneself and everything else in single-minded pursuit of those empty dreams. And within that tale of tragic miscalculation are nested a seemingly endless series of contradictions: an ostensible love story about a miserable, mutually corrosive pair of lovers, an earnest paean to a departed culture which gives every impression of being a miserable, soul-crushing dystopia, a work of historical fiction which misses everything important about that history, and all that the product of opportunistic hustlers calculating the best way to sell America a love letter rhapsodizing the time it almost destroyed itself. No wonder 20th-century America loved it; it is, I suppose, the movie 20th-century America deserved: a beautiful, charming shell wrapped about something utterly empty and meaningless. (And also, if I may offer one actual bit of legitimate cinematic criticism in these 4,000+ words, one which suffers from serious momentum problems in, like, the seventh act or whatever, when Scarlett and Rhett actually get together and end up stagnating for far too long before a series of clumsy duex ex machinas can come along and finally break them apart for good). Americans have always had a curious capacity to believe in any fantasy sold with enough confidence, and here is perhaps the ultimate expression of that tendecy, because to all available evidence, audiences throughout the decades have simply accepted what the movie tells them, and have rarely seemed interested in the disconnect with what it actually shows them.

 

Its enduring popularity simply proves that all these years later, the audience, like Scarlett herself, has still managed to stay delusional, is still desperately pursuing the wrong things for the wrong reasons, still clings furiously to a fictional past even while a genuinely promising future tenuously pulls at its sleeves. That the movie (if not necessarily the audience) so clearly sees this in its lead character, but not in itself, can make for a frustrating, even infuriating watch. But not, it turns out, an uninteresting one. Twenty years after my initial, dismissive viewing, I found the experience of revisiting GONE WITH THE WIND to be absolutely engrossing. Again like its central character, the movie is a contradiction: compelling, repulsive, pitiable, at once startlingly prescient and profoundly ignorant, part feckless brat, part steely visionary. But it’s definitely not boring. Right-wing fantasies about banning it aside, I hope its repellent politics don’t discourage future generations of filmgoers from revisiting it. It’s a movie which has a lot to teach America about itself, even if we don’t much like what it has to say about us.

 

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*Or anyway, to any modern viewer I can imagine having anything in common with; it retained the top spot in a list of America’s “favorite movies” as recently as a 2014 Harris Poll, for reasons I’m genuinely scared to delve into. (It didn’t do as well in readers’ polls conducted by Entertainment Weekly, Time Out, and others, although it still cracked the top twenty in each one.)

 

** Worth noting: McQueen herself seems to have been quite a fascinating, thoughtful person worthy of learning more about.

 

*** Crucial but widely unknown historical detail: the 13th Amendment to the US Constitution abolished slavery except as punishment for a crime. In a totally unrelated coincidence, more than century of mass incarceration of African-Americans followed.

 

**** Weird, I could have sworn all these modern-day neo-Confederates thought the war was about “States rights,” but not the right to do anything specific, just sort of the general principle. I guess they must not have seen GONE WITH THE WIND. 

 

 

(just kidding)