Showing posts with label MICRO BUDGET HORROR. Show all posts
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Thursday, October 10, 2019

Dementer




Dementer (2019)
Dir and Written by Chad Crawford Kinkle
Starring Katie Groshong, Larry Fessenden


DEMENTER is a distinct subspecies of film I haven’t seen in a while: a genuine horror micro-budget. For awhile in the late naughts and early 2010s, there was something of a renaissance of micro-budgets, and quite a number of today’s hip horror auteurs got their start in that stratum. With the recent boom of indie horror (starting, I’d say, with the 2009’s HOUSE OF THE DEVIL and really taking off in earnest with 2014’s THE BABADOOK) and with the vastly cheaper cost of high-quality digital cameras, though, it seems like almost anyone today can scrape together at least the couple hundred thousand dollars you would need to make a film, even a cheap one, that looks at least technically on par with most theatrically-released indies. Hell, Stephen Soderbergh shot a film on a fucking iphone last year. So DEMENTER, with its underlit, digital camcorder-quality photography, mostly non-actor cast, and near-complete lack of production value, seems almost quaint and refreshing.

Of course, while time has made me a little nostalgic for the ambitious micro-budgets of my youth, I’m not so naïve as to think many of them were very good, or, indeed, even watchable at all. For every ABSENTIA we got, it seems like there were at least ten POP SKULLs or HEAD TRAUMAs. Still, I always sort of liked and admired this sort of film, and am perhaps uniquely predisposed to see the good in them and ignore a certain level of inevitable sloppiness and lack of whammy. Part of that is that I simply respect the spirit in which they’re made; they’re usually the province of young, ambitious artists, engaged in that most noble of all artistic alchemical pursuits, which is, simply, to make something out of nothing. But I also like something else, something more likely borne out of necessity than aesthetics: I like that these micro-budgets show us images of life which you’d simply never get in a Hollywood movie.

I remember being genuinely shocked, maybe even a little emotional, at seeing the protagonists of ABSENTIA living in a basement apartment with those vertical slat blinds covering a sliding glass porch door. We’ve all lived in one of those at some point, but how often do you actually see that in a movie? Depicting places and people who actually inhabit the poorer, unflashy side of real life –which is almost entirely ignored and unrepresented in studio movies; even their occasional portrayal of poverty usually feels phony and constructed-- tends to give these micro-budgets a shot of legitimacy that adds genuine punch to genre stories which are, by necessity, sometimes a bit thin on real action. It also has the effect of tying their narratives, in a very tangible, visceral way, to the real world, which means we usually at least glimpse the basic day-to-day stress of living which is so much a part of everyday life for virtually everybody in this crummy country, as oppose to the sleek, idle comfort of most screen character. Just a few years out from his gritty, harrowing micro-budget THE PACT, Nicholas McCarthy’s studio debut THE BOY features characters that live in an immaculate, palatial, three-story house which we’re told is in “the suburbs” (though it doesn’t look the like kind of suburbs that would allow me past the gate) and it’s not clear that they even work at all. Meanwhile, the title character from Eduardo Sanchez’s micro-budget LOVELY MOLLY can’t afford to take off work even in the event of demonic possession. Micro-budgets tend to be like that; the studio pics, even the smaller-scale indie ones, tend to forget that most of us just plain don’t have time to be haunted.



DEMENTER almost immediately gets down to the business of doing both things I want an real, salt-of-the-Earth microbudget to do. First, it presents us with an impressionistic series of images, sounds and atonal music, things which are not in themselves very revealing or even macabre, but which combine into something suggestive and unsettling. This is the bread and butter of a micro-budget; they are the inheritors of the Val Lewton model. Since they cannot afford to show, they must instead imply, evoke, and insinuate, trusting our imagination to conjure its own horrors carefully tailored to the imaginer. Thus it is that we learn, obliquely, that our heroine, Katie (Katie Groshong, also in director Chad Crawford Kinkle’s previous film JUG FACE) has clearly recently been part of some decidedly unorthodox religious doings, which involve nudity, branding, fire, and the droning, echoing voice of Larry Fessenden (ubiquitous horror impresario and actor from WE ARE STILL HERE, JUG FACE, and about a million other things). It’s esoteric and hallucinogenic and definitely not the kind of thing likely to result in an overwhelming degree of psychological stability, so it’s a bit of a surprise when the film suddenly cuts to her applying for a job at a very responsible-seeming home for adults with special needs. Which brings us to my second requirement for a micro-budget, because this home and the people in it (including both the other employees and the residents) are almost certainly non-actors essentially portraying themselves, and this is most certainly a location and a demographic which is under-represented (to say the least) on celluloid. Here, the film turns into something like a quasi-documentary, with the camera meticulously documenting Katie's introduction the very mundane details of this unflashy job in this squat, unflashy building, courtesy of people who are obviously really living here. It makes for an interesting and initially effective contrast with her chaotic inner life, and for a while the movie’s observational interest –fixation, almost!—on the specific details of the job and the lives of the special-needs adults Katie is serving is kind of interesting, even zen-like in its daring attentiveness to the banal minutia.

Unfortunately, while this approach is initially rather refreshing and effective, it becomes evident after about 25 minutes that this is literally all the movie is interested in providing. We see the humdrum routine of Katie’s job for a bit, and then we get a flash of impressionistic spooky images with menacing voiceover (often nearly the same images and voiceover*), and that’s pretty much all you get here for 80 minutes. Day job, spooky montage, day job, spooky montage, again and again and again. Gradually, the vaguest skeleton of a plot starts to emerge –Katie is convinced that one of her wards is being sickened by devilry, and has to subtly use her own black magic to aide her—but it moves at a glacial pace and never develops a whiff of momentum or even recognizable conflict. Something does kind of happen at the end, but not nearly enough to justify the punishing repetition of the bulk of the film, and even at that it’s far too elliptical and pedestrian to amount to much. It’s not exactly ambiguous, but anything interesting has to happen off-screen, and the only thing the movie can think to fall back on for a climax is yet another spooky flashback montage, slightly longer this time but still maybe 50% composed of images we’ve now seen five or more times by this point. It reveals enough to count as a satisfactory conclusion of the wisp of a story, but the whole thing still feels anemic and underfed.



Which is, alas, the movie’s biggest problem: it wastes too much of its runtime deliberately avoiding things which would be interesting. While Katie is on-screen for virtually the entire movie, she remains a frustratingly opaque character. We learn nothing whatsoever about her life or her personality except that she was once in a cult (recently? Years ago? When did she leave? Why did she join?) and that the experience has left her paranoid and given to worrying about devils. I understand that micro-budgets rely on ambiguity to conjure the dark terrors that only our imagination can supply, but there’s a difference between productive ambiguity and outright vagueness. Even worse, considering the huge amount of screentime that is devoted to the daily work of assisting the special needs adults, the movie is disappointingly lacking in meaningful insights. It’s obviously well-intentioned and generous to these people, and genuinely desirous of depicting a too-rarely-seen demographic in an honest and un-stigmatizing way (one of the residents is, I believe, the director’s sister), but there’s just nothing very revealing in this portrayal. We see them sitting around a lot, being shuffled from place to place, doing more sitting. But we never get any sense of their inner lives, of their relationships, or even the relationship their caretakers have with them. How do Katie and her co-workers relate to their clientele? Do they connect, emotionally, or intellectually on any level, or are their mutual perceptions of the world too far apart for that to be possible? Does Katie view this job as rewarding, or is it simply a job, with her attention to her charges a matter of professionalism and perhaps a certain sympathy, though distinctly not empathy? I know nothing whatsoever about this topic, and this seems like it would have been a good opportunity to learn something, but the movie is frustratingly superficial, focusing obsessively on the procedural elements of this kind of care without any kind of deeper examination. Which is a real shame given the amount of time and attention it expends on the subject; for long stretches, it seems to be at least partially a straight-up documentary, but alas, not a very interesting or elucidating one. Representation is great, but mere depiction isn’t quite the same thing.

Anyway, I hate to rag on a movie like this, which was obviously a labor of love, earnestly made under what were surely punishing financial limitations. I appreciate some of the things it tries, but there’s no getting around the fact that it feels awfully empty for a feature-length film, a particular shame since I thought director Chad Crawford Kinkle’s first film, 2013’s JUG FACE, was worthwhile, in spite of some problems (including a very similar lack of urgency and escalation), precisely because it felt densely imagined and ambitiously provocative. DEMENTER is not wholly without ambition, but it feels comparably underimagined, limited to just a few scant ideas that can’t satisfyingly fill even a perfectly reasonable 80-minute runtime. As a 20-minute short film, this might feel genuinely impactful, but at feature length, it plays its limited handful of tricks a few too many times. Oh well, such is the risk of daring to try and make something meaningful out of so few resources. Here’s hoping that Crawford Kinkle maintains the passion it takes to make a film like this, and is able to expand his palette a little next time.

PS: I genuinely have no idea what a “Dementer” is. Taken at face value, it’s a thing that dements, but I don’t think we’re supposed to believe the protagonist is demented, and I don’t know who else that could apply to.

*”The blood shows the devils the way,” –which is also the tagline on the poster—is repeated so often you could make it a drinking game.

CHAINSAWNUKAH 2019 CHECKLIST!
For Richer or Horror

TAGLINE
The Blood Shows The Devils The Way. Crawford Kinkle must have really been taken with this phrase, because it’s repeated approximately 150,000 times during the course of the movie.
TITLE ACCURACY
No idea, don’t even have a guess as to what that could mean.
LITERARY ADAPTATION?
No
SEQUEL?
None 
REMAKE?
No
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN
USA
HORROR SUB-GENRE
Psychological horror/occult horror
SLUMMING A-LISTER?
None
BELOVED HORROR ICON?
Larry Fessenden! 
NUDITY? 
There is quite a lot of repeated footage (from behind) of someone (Katie Groshong?) running naked from a truck, although I have no idea what the deal is with that.
SEXUAL ASSAULT?
No
WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK!
Quite the opposite
GHOST/ ZOMBIE / HAUNTED BUILDING?
No
POSSESSION?
Unclear
CREEPY DOLLS?
None
EVIL CULT?
Oh yeah.
MADNESS?
Iffy
TRANSMOGRIFICATION?
None
VOYEURISM?
None
MORAL OF THE STORY
If you’re absolutely bound an determined to join some sort of Satanic cult, I know you could do better than Larry Fessenden as an anti-messiah. Come on, girl, have a little self-respect. I love ol’ Fessywig too, but if you’re going to give some devil-preaching creep complete control over your life, at least get you a John Hamm, or at the very least a Steve Railsback. You’re worth it.




Thursday, April 26, 2018

Downrange




Downrange (2017 premier, but 2018 for non-festival-goers)
Dir. Ryûhei Kitamura
Written by Joey O’Bryan, story by Ryûhei Kitamura and Joey O’Bryan
Starring Kelly Connaire, Stephanie Pearson, Rod Hernandez, Anthony Kirlew

            As they’re driving down a bucolic country highway, a group of those damn college kids pop a tire and roll to a stop. The girls pile out, chit-chat, and relax on the car’s shady side while the guys nervously eye the flat tire, poke at it, agree that, yup, that’s definitely a flat tire that needs to be fixed, all right. The spare doesn’t look great and they idly discuss whether to divert to get a new tire, which Jodi (Kelly Connaire, THE END OF THE TOUR [uncredited]) would rather not do, since she’s on her way to a surprise birthday party for her sister. While the new tire is leisurely installed, they make fun of social science majors, take bathroom breaks in the woods, discuss whether or not the hunky guy whose name no one can quite recall (Jason Tobias, apparently set to play hunky Jesus in the upcoming THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST [!]) is flirting with Jodi, post pictures on beloved utilitarian social media app “Socialize” and attempt to amuse themselves while they wait.

            And the longer they dawdle, the more unbearable the tension becomes, because the characters naively do not realize something that the audience knows only too well: they’re in a horror movie called DOWNRANGE. This idyllic afternoon is about to take a sudden and highly unfortunate turn for them.

            It’s almost a relief, then, when suddenly, seemingly out of nowhere, they find themselves under lethal sniper fire from a hidden gunman somewhere in the surrounding countryside. They can’t drive away because of the tire, but the bullets cannot pierce the mighty hide of the imposing SUV (the gunman must be using an older rifle, speculates “army brat [from a], hunting family” and good final girl prospect “Keren” [sic] [Stephanie Pearson, 14-year-old Michelle Monaghan in KISS KISS BANG BANG]), leaving the survivors stuck -- unable to run without becoming targets, but temporarily protected while crouching behind the vehicle. And of course their cell phones get no signal.



            This, then, is to be one of those survival-thrillers I spoke about so unethusiastically in my review for THE RUINS, where a small group gets stuck in a dangerous situation from which they can’t escape, and must endure a crucible of suffering to survive and get out alive (or not). These films seem to be something of a recent phenomenon; I first noticed the trend with 2010’s FROZEN (not the “Let it Go” one, the “Stuck on a ski-lift” thriller from HATCHET director Adam Green), but there’s also BURIED, HIGH LANE, THE CANYON (not the Lindsay Lohan/Paul Schrader debacle, but a 2009 lost-hikers deal), BACKCOUNTRY, BLACK WATER, the upcoming THE WELL, and an ever-increasing number of shark movies (OPEN WATER, OPEN WATER 2, THE SHALLOWS, 47 METERS DOWN, THE REEF). You might even make a case for 127 HOURS. As I pointed out with THE RUINS, these movies tend to be tense, and sometimes downright grueling, which are definitely elements of a horror movie, but something about the essential problem-solving nature of the conflict seems to undermine the most fundamental essence of the horror genre. These are films about being helpless, about a spiraling loss of control, which, at least to me, instills the experience with a fatalism which is more disspiriting than terrifying. It’s the difference between the visceral fight-or-flight adrenaline rush of a slasher movie and the punishing slog of a torture movie. Both subgenres find colorful villains imaginatively mutilating pretty young women, but the mechanics of the conflict --and, consequently, the horror-- are so different that they’re nearly antithetical.

            Fortunately, DOWNRANGE has two significant advantages not usually enjoyed by this genre, which make it much more my pace. First, the danger menacing these kids is not some faceless, irresistible natural force; somewhere out there is a villain, someone who can be fought, and, just maybe --if they’re clever enough-- beaten. That adds a galvanizing personal element to the usual formula, focuses the danger into a single malevolent antagonist. You can’t really hate hungry sharks or cold weather, but when the danger takes the shape of a single, discreet adversary (however obscure), we have an object on which to focus our anxiety and our rage at being made helpless and vulnerable. That helps immensely, --at least in my book-- to solidly locate the film’s narrative and emotional landscape into a distinctly horror mode.



            That’s all well and good, but plenty of total pieces of crap have clear antagonists. Fortunately, DOWNRANGE has a second major advantage: it’s directed by AZUMI, GODZILLA: FINAL WARS, NO ONE LIVES and MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN director and certifiable madman Ryûhei Kitamura --the man who once knocked Ted Raimi’seyeballs out of their sockets directly into the camera in slow motion*-- who is constitutionally incapable of not being outrageous and entertaining. He’s on his best behavior here, mostly yielding to the script’s insistence on tense, gritty realism (it's written by Joey O’Bryan, co-writer of Kitamura’s LUPIN THE 3rd and Johnnie’s To’s FULLTIME KILLER), but you know you’re in good hands early on when Kitamura is unable to resist zooming the camera into a gaping bullet wound, through someone’s skull, and out the other side. That kind of irrepressible exuberance is absolutely crucial to the film’s careful balance of tones, livening a scenario which could very easily slide into gloomy misery-porn. The situation is dire, certainly, but the films never gets dour; it stays focused and nearly fanatical about insisting upon a new wrinkle every few minutes which subtly inches the story forward and the tension higher. Grueling it may be, but it’s never a grind.

            It’s clearly Kitamura’s intent to keep this one grounded and plausible, banking on the victims’ vulnerability and the could-have-happened-to-anyone paranoia of the scenario. Most of the action scenes center around small-scale, practical efforts (pulling open a car door to grab a bottle of water, using an improvised dummy to distract their tormentor) that draw their impact from clean, clear execution and effectively communicated stakes. But even restrained Kitamura is still Kitamura, and every now and then, he simply cannot suppress the urge to indulge in some kind of over-the-top tick. That serves him well with the violence, which is lavish, squishy and lingered upon with the kind of pornographic joy that only a true horror director could summon.*** It serves him less well when he gets into showy frenetic editing, or kinetic camera chicanery. There is one POV shot from a rotating tire nut which is worthy of Scott Spiegel --and obviously I mean that as a high compliment-- but also some whooshy drone stuff and choppy wham-bang editing (by Shôhei Kitajima, second editor on LUPIN THE 3rd) which seems unnecessarily insecure about the film’s ample ability to maintain excitement in its microcosmic single setting. It has a whiff of desperation about it -- at its worst, it smacks of the kind of flop-sweat editing kineticism you’d see in a low-effort DTV Steven Seagal money grab, to paper over how little action there is-- which is a shame, because DOWNRANGE is anything but lacking in whammy. There’s not much of that kind of tomfoolery, and it’s certainly not too dire even when it happens, but it’s a noisy distraction from a movie which is mostly tightly controlled, and a good example of how Kitamura’s kitchen-sink ebullience can get in its own way. Case in point: his worst instinct of all is to show the killer. If you’re going to commit to the single-location, boxed-in concept, it’s folly of the worst kind to leave your characters’ perspective and reveal to the audience something they can only wonder about, and even more dire folly to do it for so little meaningful payoff (the killer is just some guy, it’s not like he’s a bigfoot or a giant spider or something that we’d be glad to get a look at).



Never one to worry about overreaching, Kitamura also adds to the pot a few gestures towards poignant human drama, with lulls in the savage assault filled with some quieter existential reflection. I tend to favor embracing the inherent absurdity of a good horror premise, but can also appreciate some genre fare done up as earnest character drama (THE MONSTER, SPRING) given the right execution. DOWNRANGE walks the tightrope between those poles, at times seeming to really commit to the idea that this is a heart-wrenching drama, at times giving in to pure splatterhouse glee. It’s a tough dance to get right, and for my money it stumbles just a few times into maudlin melodrama it can’t possibly support. Though the actors commit to it with a laudable sincerity, the film simply isn’t built to handle lachrymose soul-searching; we need to care about these characters enough that we root for them and fear that they’ll come to harm (which the movie handily accomplishes) but this is a machine build for ratcheting up tension, not morose eulogizing. Its brief forays into earnest pathos are well-enough executed, but are too tangential to have the kind of emotional impact that would justify them, and moreover they sit uneasily with the film’s impulses towards anarchic, irresponsible provocation.

Fortunately, it mostly eschews this kind of hubris; in fact, considering everything it attempts, it’s almost miraculous in its ability to thread the needle between serious, focused tension and occasional moments of over-the-top flamboyant grand guignol spiked with pitch-black gallows humor (particularly in the climax, wherein the devil on Kitamura’s shoulder clearly wins the day and allows him to give in to pure horror movie zeal). It’s not always elegant, but it gets the job done, managing to expound a minimalist scenario into something thrilling, visceral, and wholly absorbing. If it’s not always immaculately tuned to the right tone, it compensates with the gusto it applies, and that’s certainly a trade I’m more than willing to approve.

DOWNRANGE opens 4/26 (that’s today!) in select theaters, including NYC’s Nitehawk Cinema, where the director will be in attendance this weekend. For the rest of us slobs, it starts streaming on the horror streaming service Shudder which it’s probably time to start subscribing to.



* And then another victim slips on the eyeball, and then there’s a decapitation from the severed head’s POV! If I could identify the single most heartbreaking tragedy of the entire modern horror era, surely it is that this scene was not shot in 3D.

** Or, OK, you can, but then it’s GODZILLA: FINAL WARS, and you’ll probably want to lie down and moan for a while afterwards.

*** At one point, I noticed a severed head demurely lying on the bloody ground in a wide shot, whose original owner I could not identify with any degree of confidence. That alone would be sufficient to make this movie an easy one to recommend.

Saturday, November 12, 2016

The Invitation


The Invitation (2015)
Dir. Karyn Kusama
Written by Phil Hay, Matt Manfredini
Starring Logan Marshall-Green, Terry Blanchard, Michiel Huisman, Emayatzy Corinealdi



THE INVITATION is another in a recent line of serious-minded, talky, psychologically fraught and glacially paced micro-budget horror films, which definitely seem to be in vogue right now. We talked in my EYES OF MY MOTHER review about the recent trend towards arthouse horror, and while I don’t think you could quite pin things like THE BABADOOK, COHERENCE, THE CANAL, THEY LOOK LIKE PEOPLE, or THE INVITATION as “art” films per say, there’s definitely a kindred spirit between these two trends, an understanding of horror films as fundamentally psychological, reliant on subtle unease and bracing social discomfort, presented with a starkly self-conscious realism. Most of these film have only a very, very light sugar coating of genre elements, and some have almost none at all. A generous reading might allow us to harken back to the days of Val Lewton as inspiration for this recent crop of indie filmmakers, who perhaps identify with his steadfast assurance that psychological horror combined with an intentionally limited use of explicit horror imagery could produce a much more potent kind of fear which occurs in the viewer’s deepest primal imagination. A less generous reading might be that these films are dirt cheap to make and ambitious young indie filmmakers with no real understanding or affection for the horror genre still know that horror fans are undiscerning enough to watch literally anything they plop in front of them, making this a cynically calculated step to get on the radar and move on to “real” movies.

Not that I want to accuse any of the films cited here of such motives (which, honestly, would hardly crack the top ten most disreputable reasons horror movies have been made, even at its most ungenerous reading) -- indeed, I really enjoyed almost all of them. Except, unfortunately, THE INVITATION. It’s definitely trying hard, really struggling to be about things, to explore some issues in a mature, realistic way without resorting to cheap shock tactics and old horror cliches. But unfortunately its drama, while clearly earnestly intended, is pretty rote and superficial. And in fact the best part here is the end, when it finally throws up its hands and takes a decent stab (ha) at offering some of those exact horror cliches it spends most of the runtime avoiding. I guess on some level you sort of have to admire its ambition, but it really lacks the actual substance to back it up, and the result is middling in the extreme. It’s a genuine attempt at slow-burn tension, but sadly there’s not nearly enough actual fuel here to get the “burn” part going. So it’s just slow. That’s a pretty risky strategy, but it might still be salvageable if it wasn’t also kinda empty.



The film tells the gripping tale of a bunch of smarmy LA yuppies who get invited to the posh Hollywood Hills residence of David (Michiel Huisman, BLACK BOOK) and Eden (Tammy Blanchard, BLUE JASMINE) for an awkward social reunion among a group of friends who have become somewhat estranged. This is problematic for two reasons, the first being that Eden is the ex-wife of bearded, angsty Will (Logan Marshall-Green, the boring hunky guy from PROMETHEUS), and their separation came as the result of the accidental death of their young son a few years back. So, awkward. The second is that it quickly becomes apparent that this casual get-together has some sinister undertones that only Will seems to pick up on.

The film gets by for awhile on a simmering unease primarily borne of the uncomfortable social situation, with a bunch of somewhat emotionally fragile people bouncing off each other in an embarrassed, alcohol-fueled off-kilter way, saying the wrong things, picking at each others’ vulnerabilities (sometimes intentionally, sometimes without realizing it). And it gradually gets worse, as their hosts start to push them into off-puttingly intense sharing moments. And then they finally show their hand and play their cult’s recruiting video. Gulp. But at least it didn’t turn out to be a MLM pitch, so, silver lining there.



Unfortunately, the film’s achilles heel is that none of these people are even remotely interesting, they’re just a checklist of stock LA rich hipster douchebags. I’ve read some reviews praising the film for eschewing the traditional horror dramatis personae of sexy teens and making a film completely populated by grown-ups, but this just proves a demographic change can’t make up for actual content. It’s a slightly different demographic, but not, it turns out, a more interesting one. This is exactly the sort of crowd whose idea of appropriate party conversations are limited to their mortgage and how they’re “spiritual” now. So they’ve got very little of interest to contribute, and the film’s sole psychological point (“sometimes when people are sad they join cults and irritate their friends by trying to recruit them, but really they shouldn’t though”) is waaaay too thin and vapid to hang as much of the movie on as director Karyn Kusama (GIRLFIGHT, JENNIFER’S BODY) tries for here. None of the actors instill much inner life in their characters beyond their basic stock type (Marshall-Green is appropriately broody but pretty one dimensional, and some of the other acting feels a little pitchy with the overwritten dialogue) and consequently nearly all the movie is the cinematic equivalent of hanging out at a lame party with a bunch of particularly obsequious Hollywood yuppies. Horrifying, I’ll grant, but probably not in the way which was intended here.

Once the hammer finally comes down (very, very late into the last act) things improve a little and the film works itself into a respectable, if completely undistinguished, trapped-in-danger thriller. It’s fine, there’s probably an effectively tense moment or two in there, but I also can’t really say it’s worth it, or that it even meaningfully relates to the long slow burn that came before it. In fact, for all its talky pretensions and efforts to mine this fractured group for hidden social anxieties, all it can think to do for a finale is to throw a knife-wielding maniac at us, and it turns out that none of the backstory really matters much in the face of a generic trapped-house slasher scenario. They could probably have achieved exactly the same effect with five minutes of setup instead of 75. So the movie is gonna live or die depending on how effective you find the waiting-for-the-other-shoe-to-drop slow burn which makes up the vast majority of the movie.


Seems like I’m in the minority in finding that part dull and shallow and obvious; critics were pretty kind to the film and particularly offered praise for its long restraint. But I’m also starting to notice that with these well-reviewed indie horror movies, the consensus seems to be that the thing critics like best about them are that they’re mostly not horror movies. They consider it a sign of refinement and maturity that they only begrudging offer up any legit genre goods, and offer a somewhat condescending forgiveness for its unpleasant inevitability. But while I can certainly appreciate a director trying to do something a little different with the genre, this time it didn’t cut it for me; the stuff they replaced the good stuff with isn’t interesting or effective enough to be worth the trade. I don’t require a lot of realism and depth from a generic slasher, but if you’re going to try for unsettling social nuance, you’re going to need more of those things than THE INVITATION is able to muster if you’re going to have much impact. But at least it has a silly twist ending to show its heart is in the right place. If we horror nerds are gonna have to learn to play with these indie cool kids, at least it’s nice to know we have some shared interests, and goofy twist endings are one of them.

 
yes, they did a series of "character posters" for this movie too. Guys, not every movie needs to be fuckin' CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR. Give it up. 


CHAINSAWNUKAH 2016 CHECKLIST!
Good Kill Hunting

TAGLINE
There Is Nothing To Be Afraid Of. Which is kinda the problem, IMHO.
TITLE ACCURACY
They are all invited to a party, so sure.
LITERARY ADAPTATION?
No
SEQUEL?
No
REMAKE?
No
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN
USA
HORROR SUB-GENRE
Psychological Thriller, Trapped-House Thriller, Slasher
SLUMMING A-LISTER?
Maybe Logan Marshall-Green? He was in PROMETHEUS, but seems to have had a pretty minor career since then. John Carroll Lynch has also had a pretty distinguished carrer as a character actor in stuff like FACE/OFF, ZODIAC, and SHUTTER ISLAND so it’s nice to see him turn up here.
BELOVED HORROR ICON?
None.
NUDITY?
IIRC there’s a scene early on where we spot on the the guests not wearing pants.
SEXUAL ASSAULT?
No
WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK!
None
GHOST/ ZOMBIE / HAUNTED BUILDING?
No
POSSESSION?
No
CREEPY DOLLS?
No
EVIL CULT?
Most definitely
MADNESS?
Yeah, at least one of the culties seems legit fuckin’ crazy
TRANSMOGRIFICATION?
No
VOYEURISM?
Yeah, briefly
MORAL OF THE STORY
Everyone hates a bunch of pretentious Hollywood phonies, but the earnestly for real ones are probably even scarier.

I guess this is competently assembled enough that I can't quite give it two, but in terms of entertainment it's pretty low, think C-.