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Thursday, September 27, 2018

The Masque of the Red Death (1964)


The Masque of the Red Death (1964)
Dir. Roger Corman
Written by Charles Beaumont, R. Wright Campbell, based on the short story by Edgar Allan Poe
Starring Vincent Price, Hazel Court, Jane Asher



            I’ve heard enough “based on” claims in my day to develop a healthy skepticism about the ability of any given medium to fill out a feature-length film. You’ve got your “based on a true story” of course, with the usual free-associative definition of the “based” and “true story” parts. You’ve got “inspired by true events,” which at least has the benefit of more ambiguous language to hide behind. You’ve got “based on a novel,” which usually equates to “inelegantly  summarized from a novel,” and then --only then-- we reach the rogues gallery of even more dubious origin stories: “based on the video game created by Capcom,” “based on characters created by Dinesh D’Souza*,” “based on the theme park ride” “based on the board game created by Parker Brothers,” “based on He-Man and the Masters of The Universe by Mattel.”

            What we have here is a “based on the story by Edgar Allan Poe,” which should, in theory, be a less suspect pedigree than films based on toys or board games. Not only do we at least have an assurance that this is based on a story (rather than, say, a piece of plastic), but it’s a story by one of the all-time great masters of genre writing. But Poe stories do not, candidly speaking, have a track record of producing cinema which faithfully reflects the masterful craft of their source material. They are, in fact, almost uniformly garbage, perhaps rivaled in their wholesale worthlessness and ubiquity only by Lovecraft adaptations. Part of that is probably that while short stories are a tremendous medium for incisive, imaginative fiction, they are also, by definition… short. The Masque of the Red Death, first published in 1842, is just a hair under 2400 words. For comparison, my review of LEATHERFACE: THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACREIII is over 2600. The Wikipedia page for the He-Man and The Masters of the Universe toy series by Mattel (which also got its own movie, in 1986) is significantly in excess of 26,000 (including tables, it would be over 100 printed pages).



            Short stories stretched into 90 minutes movies are going to necessitate a lot of filler, which is a serious problem, because come on, if you liked the short story enough to feel it was worth turning into a movie, you probably didn’t finish it and say, “hey, that was great, I just wish there had been a bunch more characters and subplots and general narrative detritus to pad it out into a fatty 300 pages.” But that’s exactly what a screenplay is going to need, because in addition to being short, these stories are also seldom structurally narrative. They’re not, generally speaking, about a character who encounters conflict and changes as a result; they’re mostly accounts of incidents. Such an incident often has more structural similarity to a specific scene or sequence than to a full movie, and expanding it into a more traditional story structure consequently entails stitching that incident to other incidents which may not, in themselves, be especially worthwhile. The end result is that your film, made to showcase a short story, instead spends most of its runtime constructing an inelegant kludge of backwards-engineered backstory, wasting time and ironically diminishing through dilution the actual impact of the original inspiration.

Point being, in most cases, a direct, unvarnished adaptation of a short story is off the table. Poe adaptations tackle this problem in a variety of ways; the twisty Italian YOUR VICE IS A LOCKED ROOM AND ONLY I HAVE THE KEY, billed as an adaptation of Poe’s The Black Cat, spends most of its runtime as a softcore noir before finally becoming an adaptation of the story only in the last few minutes. Corman’s 1963 THE RAVEN compensates by cultivating only the scantest fleeting references to the titular poem and mostly being totally unrelated. 1963’s THE HAUNTED PALACE is actually more closely based on a Lovecraft story (?!). TALES OF TERROR (1962), SPIRITS OF THE DEAD (1968), and TWO EVIL EYES (1990) are all anthology collections.



MASQUE OF THE RED DEATH cleverly pads a little of its time by stealth adapting a second Poe story, 1845’s Hop-Frog, but mostly makes do with maintaining the essential elements of Poe’s original story, and then weaving a broad tale around them of wholly new cloth. Which is not, it turns out, an especially tall order; there are really only four concrete elements of Poe’s original story: the “red death,” a virulent plague spreading through the land; a “Prince Prospero,” holding a masked ball in his quarantined abbey with a misplaced sense of invulnerability; the curious description of Prospero’s castle as divided into six rooms, each of a different color; and finally, the appearance of the “Red Death” personified as a masked reveler who commits the ultimate party foul. That’s it. That’s not just an annotated version, that’s the entire story; everything else is just Poe’s sublimely disquieting lyricism.

A very long time ago indeed, when I reviewed 1971’s exceedingly loose adaptation of Poe’s Murders in the Rue Morgue, I pointed out that while Poe undoubtedly had a knack for crafting clever, devious scenarios, his real talent was a literary one; it was his uniquely masterful grasp of language and his ability to use it to obliquely evoke --rather than literally depict-- the uncanny and the disturbing, that makes his work so powerful. But that gift is one stubbornly rooted in its native medium. There’s only one spoken line in the entirety of the Poe story (which, incidentally, does not appear in the movie anyway), leaving almost nothing left of the original art in its transition to its new format. Cinema, of course, has its own native art in its visuals, but it would take a rare talent indeed to craft a visual style as artful and potent as Poe’s words. Someday, I hope, it will happen. But the wise would not look for it in a Roger Corman movie.

And yes, this is a Roger Corman movie, seventh of the eight Poe adaptations he made between 1960’s HOUSE OF USHER and 1965’s TOMB OF LIGEIA, all but one of which starring Vincent Price. That’s hardly a pedigree to be ashamed of, but also not one which exactly strikes one as a likely fount of great art. But Corman brought in two ringers this time around who give the proceedings some unexpected heft: screenwriter Charles Beaumont, and cinematographer (wait for it) Nicolas Roeg!



We’ll get to Roeg in a moment, but it’s actually Beaumont (prolific short story writer and frequent Twilight Zone scribe, whose work here was finished by Corman regular R. Wright Campbell as Beaumont gradually succumbed to the mysterious illness which took his life three years later) who makes the most impression here, doing arguably the hardest job: building a narrative around those four sentences of plot description which stays true to the spirit of Poe’s story while carving out enough of its own identity to work as a full-length film. This he does by using the entire tale as a crucible to examine Prospero, more a plot device than a character in the original story, but here a much more definite figure, more clearly a villain, but an intriguingly philosophical villain not at all shy about evangelizing his philosophy. Which is, ahem, satanism.

            OK OK, I know what you’re thinking, that evil Satanists are the oldest and dullest clichĂ© in the book. That’s true, of course, but Beaumont’s take on Satanism isn’t the usual creaky old chestnut about sacrificing babies and pagan debauchery. It’s actually somewhere closer to the vicinity of actual Satanist philosophy than just about anything I’ve ever seen depicted on film (especially interesting, because Anton LeVey’s establishment of the official Church of Satan was still two years off), basically a kind of carnal rationalism and pragmatic self-interest. It is assuredly, to hear Price tell it, Machiavellian and cruel. But it just might be a completely reasonable reaction to the grim world of dire poverty and random, meaningless horror that Prince Prospero inhabits.

It is, at any rate, a philosophy which prioritizes a sense of control over a world of cacophonous, powerful forces. Asked if Satan is the god of hate, Prospero responds, “Oh, no! Of reality, of truth. The world lives in pain and despair...but is at least kept alive… by a few dedicated men. If we lost our power, chaos would engulf everything.” This is, of course, monstrously self-serving, and Prospero himself openly scoffs at the idea of beneficence. But Price’s delivery is earnest and gentle, with not a hint of smarmy sanctimony; however misplaced his own faith in his ability to exert control may be --for that, of course, is the heart of Poe’s tale-- Prospero has come by his faith honestly, and genuinely believes it to be the only honest and rational response to a world of unremitting horror. You’re either the terrorizer, or you’re the terrorized, and the choice between the two isn’t a hard one. As horrible as serving the Devil may be, Beaumont suggests, at least it’s more comforting than facing the idea that we are helpless victims of a random and dispassionate universe.



            This is reasonably interesting to mull over, and Price uncharacteristically plays the loquacious villain with a restrained, almost sorrowful quality that makes him an interesting and very nearly (though never entirely) sympathetic character. It’s a good role for him, broad enough to make use of his theatrical flair, but complex enough to allow him to do something other than play to the cheap seats. And that’s good, because other than Hazel Court (THE CURSE OFFRANKENSTEIN) as his consort/Satanic sidekick, everyone else in the film is about as bland and dull as it is possible to be and still reflect the visible light spectrum enough to be picked up by a camera. That would include the film’s nominal protagonist, a young village girl snatched by Prospero to administer a lesson in corruption (Jane Asher, ALFIE**), and her fiancĂ© and father (David Weston, BECKET, and Nigel Green, THE SKULL respectively) who have almost nothing whatsoever to do except react with bafflement and shock to Prospero’s philosophizing.

            And they’re not alone, because I gotta be honest with you, there is a lot of philosophizing in here. Some of it is marginally interesting, particularly given the context of the film -- with the rising counterculture, the cold war raging, Vietnam heating up, and Kennedy's assassination a very recent memory, I imagine the contemporary world looked just as random and brutal as the fog-drenched, pestilence-ridden Grimm’s fairytale landscape conjured for the film. Satanism was in the air, with the official founding of the Church of Satan two years off, the Rolling Stones’ endearingly corny Their Satanic Majesties Request and Kenneth Anger’s LUCIFER RISING waiting in the wings a few years down the line from that. Venal nihilism does indeed seem to have been something of a natural outgrowth of so much chaos. But even so, there’s no two ways about it, the movie is stagey and talky, and in 2018, all the prattle about the Prince of Darkness seems more corny than provocative. Price is constitutionally incapable of not being entertaining, but the material, while interesting, certainly isn’t riveting enough to buoy a whole movie.

            Fortunately, right about the time the plot really starts flagging, our old buddy NicolasRoeg (DON’T LOOK NOW, THE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH, WALKABOUT) begins to assert himself as cinematographer. This was only four years into his career in that capacity (though he’d worked in film, most often as a camera operator, going back to the early 50’s) and, as near as I can tell, either his first or second film in color.*** And for a while, he doesn’t make much of an impression, mostly sticking to unobtrusive, mediums shots with a tendency (shared by many British films of the period) towards overlighting. It’s certainly professional enough, though all the bright lights tend to make the sets (left over from the prestigious BECKET earlier that year, which counted Art Direction among its 12 Academy Award nominations!) look chintzier than they actually are. But he really hits his stride once Prospero begins to venture into Poe’s six colored rooms (only four in this version, but we’ll allow it), where he sets up numerous striking shots both by taking advantage of the borderline-surreal monochromatic setting, and by shattering it with a geometric intrusion of a foreign color.

Observe below: (note, in particular, that they're each wearing colors corresponding to one of the rooms; in the yellow room, they both stand out, contrasting their opposite color schemes. But in the purple room, Price blends in to the point of vanishing, while in the white room, he stands out vividly. In the black room, unsourced red light alters her contrast to the black, representing her inherent corruption by the act of entering. Finally, note the final shot, which changes the angle and gives us a glimpse of a nesting doll of colored rooms stacked on top of each other (black, then purple, then yellow, creating a gradient effect of dark forces closing in on our fleeing figure. It's damned thoughtful stuff.)



He’s also able to indulge his penchant for straight up psychedelia in a hallucinatory sequence where Court is menaced by… well, by a series of unfortunate ethnic stereotypes of primitive shamans, but more importantly the whole thing seems to be taking place in a lava lamp filled with glitter and blue curacao. It’s actually a pretty bold bit of visual stylization, and it probably comes as close as any sequence ever put to celluloid to taking me up on my suggestion of trying to capture the sinister ambiance of Poe’s prose entirely through pure cinema. It’s not quite there (and actually evokes Lovecraft more than Poe in its specifics), but it’s an ambitious effort, and inaugurates the film’s final act with a feverish delirium that never entirely dissipates.



            Pleasingly, the film’s three main strengths -- Price’s hamminess, Beaumont’s intellectualism, and Roeg’s adventurous visuals-- come together strongest in that finale, when the titular masque is interrupted by a solemn gentleman in red. The masque itself is a disappointingly tame affair -- no more than 20 dancers, I should think, garbed colorfully but hardly extravagantly, gliding halfheartedly around a drab-walled tile floor. Corman later recounted that he was himself dissatisfied with the sequence, which he had not had time to shoot properly (when the Red Death appears, Prospero picks him from the crowd and fumes that he had specifically forbade any reveler to wear red, which is an odd claim to make because I count no fewer than five other dancers who are prominently wearing that color, a fact that I take to be representative of the amount of planning time available). And yet, it works, I think;  Price’s butter-smooth transition from triumphant to uneasy to hysterical is a thing of beauty, magnificently showcasing the actor’s range; the conversation between Prospero and the Red-garbed interloper (an inexplicably uncredited John Westbrook, TOMB OF LIGEIA) rather nicely plays off all the intellectual groundwork Beaumont has been setting up during the film, and dovetails rather beautifully into Poe’s original point; and meanwhile, Roeg, (with editor Ann Chegwidden [AND SOON THE DARKNESS]****) works the camera into an impressionistic frenzy of moving bodies and stark colors. The effect is histrionic, to be sure, and more than a little campy (especially with Price in full operatic mode and composer David Lee’s [a noted jazz musician in one of his few films as composer] score churning dramatically) but nonetheless potent.

In fact, it’s good enough to make one seriously consider how necessary the rest of the film is. If the movie started ay 73 minutes in, we would still find every major aspect of Poe’s story (save the colored rooms, unwisely not utilized for the titular masque) handily covered, and with a lot less dilly-dallying around with dull heroes, unrelated subplots, and the finer points of Satanic philosophy. Once again, the case for stretching a finely-tuned and elegantly concise little fable into a 90-minute narrative film is a difficult one to make. Even with the inimitable watchability of Price and the added artistic heft of Beaumont and Roeg, one is never entirely unaware that this concept has been stretched a bit thin.



But fuck, you got something better to do with your time than watch Vincent Price mince around about Satan in front of handsomely framed, vaguely surreal sets? No, you absolutely do not. No less an authority on the subject than Corman himself has numbered it amongst his favorites of his own films, and that’s pretty high praise coming from a guy with a filmography as extensive as his. Characteristically practical producer Samuel Arkoff, grumbling about its lower-than-expected box office, suggested that the film was too “arty-farty” and not scary enough, and that might be a valid criticism. There’s probably no justification for making a film version of Masque of the Red Death in the first place, but since they were going to do it anyway, producing something that could be described with any variety of “arty” is probably something close to a miracle. Very few films with the “based on the story by Edgar Allan Poe” credit justify their existence; this one, at least, does enough to justify having watched it.

* I actually realized in the editing process that I intended to write Steven de Souza, but actually this is much funnier so I’m gonna let it stand.

** But probably still most popularly known --to her obvious irritation-- as the one-time girlfriend and muse of Paul McCartney, whose first gig with the Beatles, attended by Asher, occurred during filming.

*** It’s either this or the same year’s NOTHING BUT THE BEST

**** Chegwidden, by the way, dances so deftly around Roeg’s visuals that this sequence could fit into any of his later films as a director. It’s genuinely amazing that an editor --and especially an editor in 1964!-- seemed to so intuitively grasp what Roeg was going for long before he was a known auteur with a recognizable style. I’ve never seen any of the other films she edited, so I’m not sure if she was an unrecognized visual wunderkind in her own right, or if she collaborated closely with Roeg, or if his cinematography is so distinctive that it naturally bends to this kind of editing, or what.

CHAINSAWNUKAH 2017 CHECKLIST!
The Discreet Charm of the Killing Spree


TAGLINE
We Defy You To Stare Into This Face. Done and Done.
TITLE ACCURACY
Sure, that title happens
LITERARY ADAPTATION?
Yup, both of 1942's Masque of the Red Death and 1945's Hop-Frog.
SEQUEL?
None, although you could probably count is as part of the eight Poe adaptations Corman made between 1960-1965.
REMAKE?
Yes, actually, there is another Corman-produced movie of the same name from 1989, starring Adrian Paul of all people.
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN
Corman and Price are American, but it was shot in England with an English crew, for tax reasons.
HORROR SUB-GENRE
Satanism, Body horror
SLUMMING A-LISTER?
None, although we know for a fact that Paul McCartney visited the set.
BELOVED HORROR ICON?
Vincent Price, Roger Corman, Edgar Allan Poe
NUDITY?
None
SEXUAL ASSAULT?
I mean, Prospero kindaps the poor girl and keeps her locked up in his castle, and kind of forces her to be his date, although I don't think he does anything physically untowards. But certainly extremely ungentlemanly behavior. Also the dream sequence with Hazel Court seems to have taken on a sexual element to some commentators, but I'm kinda scratching my head on that one. It's maybe some kind of rape metaphor? But if so I don't really get it.
WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK!
Falcon straight up kills a lady. Tragic, but if a three pound bird can kill you, I dunno lady, how badly did you really want to live?
GHOST/ ZOMBIE / HAUNTED BUILDING?
No, nothing like that
POSSESSION?
Surprisingly no
CREEPY DOLLS?
None
EVIL CULT?
Actually it just seems like Prospero and his lady, but they got, like, a shrine and everything, I think it counts.
MADNESS?
None
TRANSMOGRIFICATION?
Nah
VOYEURISM?
None
MORAL OF THE STORY
Don't assume Satanism will save you from bacteria.

B- , anyway 

Friday, February 24, 2017

Puffball


Puffball (2007)
Dir Nicolas Roeg
Written by Dan Weldon, based on a book by Fay Weldon
Starring Kelly Reilly, Miranda Richardson, Rita Tushingham, Donald Sutherland

Believe it or not, this is the best poster I could find for this one.

My continuing series on the post-1970’s career of experimental auteur Nicolas Roeg (WALKABOUT, DON’T LOOK NOW) has proved one of my least popular efforts, right up there with vampire films from the 70’s. Posts tagged with “Nicholas Roeg” do approximately 45% worse than the average post on the website, my blogger stats suggest. It almost seems like for some reason you readers aren’t interested in 30-years-later retroactive reviews of movies which weren’t even liked or popular at the time, and have only gotten more dated and obscure since then. But fortunately I’m not the type to take a hint, so good news, there are still four more of his post-70’s films that I haven’t reviewed yet, and that’s not even counting this one!


PUFFBALL is definitely an odd man out, even in the checkered career of the sometimes-celebrated, sometimes-vilified, mostly ignored auteur. For one thing, it’s his only theatrical film of the new millennium, ending his 17-year hiatus from directing which followed 1995’s TWO DEATHS.* And, as of this writing, it remains his last film to date (he’s 88 now, but said as recently as 2013 that he wasn’t done with directing yet, so don’t give up hope that I might be able to squeeze out at least one more post about the guy). It’s also his first return to the horror genre since his 1973 slow-motion cult classic DON’T LOOK NOW, and as if that weren’t exciting enough, it re-teams him with that film’s star, Donald “Don’t Look Now” Sutherland. Also, and there’s no getting around this fact, it seems to be titled “PUFFBALL.” Not too many movies called PUFFBALL, and that might be for a good reason. To be fair, it’s also sometimes been called PUFFBALL: THE DEVIL’S EYEBALL, or simply THE DEVIL’S EYEBALL. Which, uh oh. Multiple alternate names. Never a good sign. That usually denotes a film which so catastrophically underperformed that some distributor decided to give it a postmortem rebranding in the dim hopes that they might fool some new suckers into taking a look.

Ah! Now this looks generic and low-rent enough to finally draw a crowd!

Indeed, PUFFBALL did not fare well with the public, a particular slight given that it could have been billed as a return to form by a man that The Guardian called, as recently as 2008, “arguably the greatest British film director,” with no other qualifications of any kind. Of course, in that same article, the writer goes on to be arguably a little more negative: “It appears that Roeg has been tutored at the Francis Ford Coppola school for semi-retired film directors, in which students are taught how to provoke general indifference and quiet disappointment. If so, he has done his alma mater proud.” Ouch.


Of course, you and I know that the “Francis Ford Coppola school for semi-retired film directors” actually has quite a proud tradition of turning out fascinating, frustrating and surprisingly little gems like TWIXT, so the haters can go fuck themselves. But I do see their point; PUFFBALL is definitely in the same school as some of Coppola’s later work, in that it seems absolutely hellbent on avoiding anything crowdpleasing, and much more focused on cultivating an arty, inexplicable vibe, peppered with enigmatic symbols and startling narrative choices. Which is a roundabout way of saying, “you probably won’t like it very much.” I mean, I’m about as big a fan of Roeg as they come, and I’m not sure I really liked it. It’s certainly not his strongest film as a director, even in the context of his spottier modern period. But if it’s frustrating, it’s frustrating thoroughly on its own terms -- while his decade-long exile didn’t sharpen Roeg’s talents, it doesn’t seem to have diminished his ambition. The result is a film with some crippling problems, but also a defiant uniqueness.




Like many of Roeg’s films (DON’T LOOK NOW, BAD TIMING, EUREKA, TRACK 29, INSIGNIFICANCE, TWO DEATHS), PUFFBALL finds its narrative center in its characters’ destructive obsession. But if the general examination of obsession is well-trod ground for him, the specifics of that obsession are strikingly different: PUFFBALL is a film singularly focused on femininity and motherhood, and almost exclusively focused on women and their unique experience of the world. It concerns a young lady named Liffey (Kelly Reilly, L'Auberge espagnole [The Spanish Apartment], EDEN LAKE, CALVARY), who moves from her cosmopolitan London home to the Irish countryside with her husband Richard (Oscar Pearce, RESIDENT EVIL). Here she encounters her neighbors, the elderly Molly (Rita Tushingham, A TASTE OF HONEY, DR. ZHIVAGO), her adult daughter Mabs (Miranda Richardson, THE CRYING GAME) and Mabs’ husband Tucker (William Houston, SHERLOCK HOLMES 2009). For reasons I confess I do not fully understand, which seem neither entirely hostile nor entirely benign, Mabs uses her folksy witchcraft to dose Liffey with an aphrodisiac, and then sends Tucker over to sleep with her. Whatever she was hoping to accomplish, however, something seems to go wrong when Liffey becomes pregnant with a baby Mabs believes might be Tucker’s. Mabs becomes increasingly jealous, especially when she finds that she is unable to conceive herself, and begins to use witchcraft to threaten Liffey and her unborn child.


There are a couple male names in that plot description, but don’t be fooled: they’re marginalized to impressive degree for a plot which in some ways hinges on paternity. New York Times critic Mary Cantwell, in reviewing the 1980 novel by Fay Weldon which is adapted here with what at least superficially appears to be a rather fastidious faithfulness, wrote “Fay Weldon is also a very clever writer about women. ...she speaks for the female experience without becoming doctrinaire and without the dogged humorlessness that has characterized so much feminist writing. That she can find her female characters funny is not to say that she doesn't take them seriously. ...the men in her novels are, for the most part, dolts…” PUFFBALL the movie goes perhaps even further than making the men dolts, treating them as walking plot points for the women to briefly make use of,*** little better than dogs (in fact, I think there’s some suggestion that Tucker --never given a first name-- actually is a dog occasionally transformed into a human on the rare occasion that Mabs would like a man around). This is very definitively the women’s show, which makes it a strange project for male Roeg and screenwriter Don Weldon (adapting the novel by his mother in his only feature screenplay). Roeg has never exactly had a blind spot for women, creating dense, interesting female roles in several of his movies, but he never struck me as a director with a particularly keen perception of the fairer sex, either.




One might think that would pose a problem in adapting material with such a distinctly female point of view, but silly me, of course it’s a Nicolas Roeg movie, so it hardly matters. I was so busy wondering if Roeg would be able to handle a female perspective that I forgot that he has only a mild and passing interest in human perspective generally. He tends to work best with eccentric, opaquely alien characters (THE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH, TRACK 29) or larger-than-life archetypes (EUREKA, INSIGNIFICANCE). PUFFBALL dabbles in both, with Miranda Richardson predictably carrying the thing as the fiery, wounded Mabs, a typically Roegian character of pure Id but hazy motivation. Her smoldering low-key intensity --which very occasionally flowers into Roeg’s signature impressionistic cinematic feakouts-- anchors the whole film and give it focus.


Which is good, because it needs all the help it can get in that department. Poor Kelly Reilly, as the uncomprehending victim, doesn’t get to do a lot to do except look concerned and confused, which doesn’t exactly equate to riveting cinema. I imagine Weldon was interested in exploring her feelings regarding motherhood, her isolation, her fraught relationship with the other women -- but Roeg really isn’t. The thematic symbolism is there --including, yes, the puffball mushroom, a symbol of fertility from whence the novel and film derive their silly name-- but the sense of real human psychology is, to put it mildly, not at the forefront. Most of Liffey’s conflict is internal, but the film isn’t all that inclined or apt to probe her internal world (except physically -- more on that later).  And she’s the main character, so that’s a pretty noticeable weakness. It leaves a lot of the film feeling a little rudderless, dispassionately coasting through some very small-scale drama which doesn’t come across strongly enough in the performances to quite overcome Roeg’s slow pace and cold framings.




It is a horror movie on some level, and Roeg aptly deploys some slow-burn dread through his quiet pace and disquieting imagery, but there’s no denying it -- the movie is slow and uneventful, and it’s not cinematically strong enough to make up for it. Cinematographer Nigel Willoughby (THE MAGDALENE SISTERS, Downton Abby) shoots in a muddy, muted world of murky green-grays, and editor Tony Palmer (uncredited editor on THE KEEP) doesn’t help matters with his languid pacing and tendency to fade out when a simple cut would probably work better. Worst still is the music, clearly concocted by three different composers who were not working together. It’s mostly ambient keyboards and tinkling piano, and it sounds pretty chintzy. Even the sound mix is murky and muddled, making the dialogue sound like it was mumbled from a long way off. In some way, this is just proof that Roeg is still up to his usual tricks; patient pace, dreamlike editing and odd musical choices are not at all unusual in his filmography. But in this case he’s not working with a team strong enough to pull it off. It’s recognizably a Roeg film, but without some absolutely on-point filmmaking, it’s a little anemic. Even when old reliable Donald Sutherland shows up for a few scenes, he just prattles on about some vague mystical mumbo jumbo, which is possibly thematically important but an undeniable slog to watch.


Fortunately it’s not a total loss. There’s not enough of Roeg’s crazy hallucinatory superpower in here, but even a little bit adds quite a bit of spice. Particularly notable is the brazen decision to shoot several sex scenes from a cervix’s point of view, complete with (what I assume is) a latex model of a penis ejaculating. It’s so out there that it seems to have turned a lot of viewers off (I’m sure those folks would have otherwise loved the movie, haha), and I have to admit it’s audacious enough that it’s hard not to chuckle a little. But even if the film’s themes are as muddy as the photography, its essential fixation on motherhood as a semi-mystical fount of life makes this startlingly clinical depiction of sex as a biological act exceedingly appropriate. If it doesn’t quite “work,” at least it shows that Roeg is still willing to take some outrageous risks. And that’s an honorable goal, too. We have lots of movies that work. We don’t have nearly enough that would put a camera inside a big rubber vagina. More of that next time, please.



* He did two made-for-cable movies in 1995 and 1996, but let’s not talk about that.**


** OK, actually we should talk about it. One is a re-telling of SAMSON AND DELILAH featuring Eric Thal, Elizabeth Hurley, Dennis Hopper, Diana Rigg, Michael Gambon and the voice of Max Von Sydow, known collectively as “the five most Jewish actors on Earth”. But the other one is called FULL MASSAGE. It’s about… well, here’s how wikipedia describes it: “Full Body Massage (1995) is an erotic made-for-cable movie directed by Nicolas Roeg and starring Mimi Rogers getting a nude full body massage while talking about relationships and philosophy with her masseur (Bryan Brown).” Sounds, um. Like I’ll have to review that at some point.


*** Not that I’m complaining. Gentlemen, welcome to 90% of female roles.



CHAINSAWNUKAH 2016 CHECKLIST!
Good Kill Hunting


TAGLINE
None, actually. You know your movie is in trouble when the studio won’t even spring for a tagline-writer.
TITLE ACCURACY
Yes, both faithful to the original novel and an appropriate symbol.
LITERARY ADAPTATION?
Yes, of Fay Weldon’s novel of the same name
SEQUEL?
No
REMAKE?
No
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN
Ireland/ UK
HORROR SUB-GENRE
Witches, Pregnancy
SLUMMING A-LISTER?
Donald Sutherland was in THE HUNGER GAMES, Miranda Richardson was in THE CRYING GAME. Not exactly Brad Pitt, but I think they count.
BELOVED HORROR ICON?
Ehh, everyone here has dabbled in horror from time to time, but I don’t think anyone quite made a career out of it.
NUDITY?
A surprisingly small amount, considering how much of the movie is about pregnancy. But some.
SEXUAL ASSAULT?
No, although ungentlemanly use of aphrodisiac.
WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK!
None
GHOST/ ZOMBIE / HAUNTED BUILDING?
None
POSSESSION?
No
CREEPY DOLLS?
None
EVIL CULT?
Nah, there’s some witchy tomfoolery, but it doesn’t seem that organized
MADNESS?
Baby Crazy!
TRANSMOGRIFICATION?
None explicit, though I still wonder about that dog
VOYEURISM?
Yes, several witches watch people bang
MORAL OF THE STORY
Rural Irish witches really need something better to do with their time.